Cracked Archive - Weird World

Insane Coincidences That Solved 'Unsolvable' Crimes

Occasionally, a serious crime can be solved by a series of coincidences so implausible that they'd be cut from the first draft of a 'CSI' episode.


5 Mistakes You'll Make The Next Time You Move

Most people think that moving to a new apartment is a wonderful experience. Most people are dumb.


6 Batshit Crazy Ways Superman Tried To Protect His Identity

Nothing will stop Clark Kent from keeping a secret. Nothing.


5 Ways Powerful People Trick You Into Hating Protesters

The 'system' comes with a number of refined and subtle processes designed to make sure the complaints of the few get ignored by the many.


5 Famous Cities That Hide Movie-Worthy Secrets

Some cities' secrets are just a camera crew and a suitable soundtrack short of amazing movies.


7 Great Works Of Literature (Written While Wasted)

We tend to assume that when it comes time to do the writing itself, most authors put their drugs aside for a while so they can get the work done. But it turns out that nope.


6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works Of Art

The Internet's stupidest conspiracy theories are bleeding into the real world.


4 Horrifying Things I Learned Drunk At Work As A Stunt Man

There's a reason you don't see many elderly stunt performers, and it's not that they all eventually get sent to a lovely farm upstate where they can jump all the buses they want.


5 Common Phrases That Automatically Kill A Conversation

Small talk is hard. That's why people at parties sometimes stare at their phones or get drunk instead of having conversations.


The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Celebrity Dolls & Toys

Why the hell would anyone want to own one of these creepfests?


Good Restaurants = More Bugs: 5 Things Exterminators Know

We spoke to veteran exterminator Ben Denny, who told us that working as a poison-slinging vermin destroyer provides you with a unique perspective on the world.


6 Reasons Online Dating Will Never Lead To Love

I've been in the online dating world long enough for my OkCupid profile to have started first grade this coming fall.


6 Awful Things I Learned Surviving A Double Homicide

We talked to a woman named Megan Crocker, who watched two people get murdered right in front of her. And it all resulted from an idiotic string of accidents.


The 14 Most Eerily Convincing Signs Of Conspiracies & Aliens

We know you can't trust anything on the Internet. But still, sometimes you have to wonder ...


4 Reasons Your Employer Doesn't Care If You're Happy Or Not

Do you have a good job, one that makes you feel happy and fulfilled? Congratulations! You're probably not real. Or maybe you are, but for the vast majority of people, that's not the case.