Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Ways Porn Created the Modern World
If you really look into the history of our technological development, you'll notice that the force driving us forward all this time wasn't our need to better ourselves or seek out truth in all its forms, but rather our desire to see naked people touch each other's junk.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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600 CRACKED ROUND-UP: Peppermint Schnapps Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 7 Most Horrifying Cost Cutting Measures of All Time
Truly, it appears that none of you are safe.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC]
It's like time travellling, but less funny.
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- By Scott Meyer
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5 Reasons Why Anticonformity Is Worse Than Conformity
Some people are so desperate to be nonconformists that they devote a great deal of their time to doing exactly the opposite of whatever 'the masses' are doing.
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- By Christina H
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7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable Children's Characters
With just a little bit of digging, you can uncover all sorts of messed up crap that'll ruin all the things you used to love. So let's get started on doing that!
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- By Anthony Scibelli
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5 Absurd Ways Comic Books Have Resurrected Dead Superheroes
Apparently, subtly bringing a character back to life just isn't in the cards for some writers.
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- By Diana McCallum
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Finals Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible
History is loaded with power-hungry jerks who rule over their countries' fearful populations like the Predator in a laser tag match. Oftentimes these people are infamous not just for their cruelty, but also for their bafflingly insane and self-indulgent antics.
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- By Ethan Lou
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How to Keep It Together While High on Cold Medicine [COMIC]
You will need to know this at some point over the next couple of months, so listen up.
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- By Scott Meyer
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6 Insane Conspiracies Hiding Behind Non-Profit Groups
Behind many nonprofit groups are big-money interests trying to hijack your goodwill for their own, usually greedy, purposes.
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- By C. Coville, Nimby Smith
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6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k
Some animals are boring, which is fine. But we prefer these animals that just don't give a rip.
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- By Danny Vittore
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How to Create the Most Popular Webcomic Ever [COMIC]
... using the least amount of research possible.
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- By Scott Meyer
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How To Describe Food So It Doesn't Sound Gross [COMIC]
Try not to read the typos phonetically.
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- By Scott Meyer
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Black Friday Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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