How To Be A Terrible Girl/Boyfriend, In 28 Steps
Everyone's about to relive some very embarrassing experiences.
![How To Be A Terrible Girl/Boyfriend, In 28 Steps](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/0/607080.jpg?v=2)
Ah, love. It makes us feel all warm and mushy in our hearts and in our pants. And it also makes us remember all the super awkward ways we self-sabotaged relationships in our more formative years.
For example ...
![After the first date, I 'Liked' every Post she made on Facebook. Every. Single. One. Bonus points if I did it within minutes of her posting it. oe App](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/6/2/605962.jpg?v=2)
![INSULTS ARE NOT FLIRTING. 0 just wish someone told me that 15 years ago](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/6/9/605969.jpg?v=2)
![I got tired of being in a three-way relationship. I made her choose. She chose him. CRACKEDCOMT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/6/8/605968.jpg?v=2)
![I really want this relationship to work out. I should try and spend every waking moment of every day with her. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/6/7/605967.jpg?v=2)
![I knew that we weren't compatible in terms of interests and personality since day one, but I was convinced that I could 'fix' her. I ended up being a](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/6/6/605966.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDOON I really want this person to like me... I better list everything that's great about me!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/6/0/605960.jpg?v=2)
![I don't have much experience at this $O00o 0 guess I can just act like a character from a romantic movie and everything will work out just the same. C](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/5/9/605959.jpg?v=2)
![No, you should instigate all public displays of affection CRACKEDCO](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/6/605946.jpg?v=2)
![How To Be A Terrible Girl/Boyfriend, In 28 Steps](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/0/605940.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDGOr Look, a statue of Abraham Lincoln. Didn't you go to school with him? I dated an older woman and made too many jokes about her age!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/3/8/605938.jpg?v=2)
![SURE WAY TO MESS UP ARELATIONSHIP? DATE SOMEONE SOLELY BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/3/7/605937.jpg?v=2)
![Being in love is all about kissing, right? Words just get in the way of a relationship. CRACKED.com](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/3/3/605933.jpg?v=2)
![He wants to know what I'm attracted to. Better be honest and include the physical traits he doesn't have. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/3/2/605932.jpg?v=2)
![I used to think being in a relationship would allow me to give up entirely on self-improvement.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/3/6/605936.jpg?v=2)
![He'll think I'm fun if I drink! (2 hours later)](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/3/1/605931.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED c COM IT'S BeeN an Hour siNCE / messaged you. COUC WHO are You CHeATING on me WITH? eue](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/5/6/605956.jpg?v=2)
![When we got together, I started acting like she couldn't even cross the street without me there to protect her like some imacho bodyguard. Even though](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/2/7/605927.jpg?v=2)
![2nd Dateo think, O LovE You CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/2/9/605929.jpg?v=2)
![FRIENDS? I don't need to have any other friends since I have you. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/2/4/605924.jpg?v=2)
![I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK I'M TOO CLINGY... So I'LL JUST KEEP PUSHING HIM AWAY.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/5/605945.jpg?v=2)
![Se 3s gonna be SO mch f! I mean, I learned evverything I now from porn. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/7/2/605972.jpg?v=2)
![I'm scared I'll say something stupid and embarrass myself... instead of risking it, I'll just sit quietly and be a really boring date. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/6/5/605965.jpg?v=2)
![I kept telling her she was too good for me and that I didn't deserve her. Guess I ended up convincing her. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/3/5/605935.jpg?v=2)
![Argumenis a are Bad for relalionships,so SO we made a promise To never arguie and forced ourselves to agree wilh one another.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/2/5/605925.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDCON I'll tell him his brother is cute... in an attempt to indirecthy compliment his own similar looks.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/4/605944.jpg?v=2)
![Browsing through your significant other's social networks to get an idea CRACKED.CON of what their interests are is fine, HtO O but pretending to like](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/2/8/605928.jpg?v=2)
![You don't like that thing I love? YoU I'll just never engage in that again CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/6/1/605961.jpg?v=2)
![I don't want to hurt his feelings, SO I guess I'll break up with him... MA mMarch Tekruary Family Anniversary ary WCWi vacation neo Snookum's Final va](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/3/4/605934.jpg?v=2)