A Bald Naked Woman Riding A Rooster With A Fork
There's really nothing we can say that could justify you having to scroll down any further to see this madness, so without further ado:
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Cuban artist Roberto Fabelo donated this bronze statue to the city of Havana, where it was displayed near the center of the capital. The piece depicts an alopecic woman wearing nothing but high-heels (classy), wielding a novelty oversized fork and sitting astride a giant cock. True art is supposed to raise more questions than there are answers, so this might be the greatest piece of art ever created. Why no hair? Why the fork? Why a rooster? Why the fork??
"The cluck you lookin' at?"
Fabelo named his creation Fantastic Voyage (despite having the great title "Bald Naked Woman Riding A Rooster With Fork" staring him right in the face), and he was advised that he should fence it off to prevent people from attempting to ride the rooster or grope the woman. Fabelo replied, "No, I'd rather meet with all the children in the Plaza and tell them about the rooster and its magic." So if you really want to understand it, your best bet is to take a trip to Cuba, find the statue, listen to a pleasantly crazy man tell you about his magical cock, and be amazed that his description will be the least-weird part of your trip to the plaza.
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