21 Dumb Catchphrases That Corporate America Needs To Retire
Why can't people at work just talk like, well, people?
![21 Dumb Catchphrases That Corporate America Needs To Retire](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/6/3/608863.jpg?v=2)
Why can't people at work just talk like, well, people? Instead, because we don't have enough communication issues in our society as is, we have to make up a whole new vocabulary that we're required to use at least eight hours a day.
We're talking about things like ...
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![We are right-sizing the company. Can't you just say you're gonna lay off some employees?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/7/608017.jpg?v=2)
![Alright Karen, I'll diarize our CRACKEDOON next meeting. Just use the word schedule next time, or words that don't sound like diarrhea.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/6/608016.jpg?v=2)
![Close of play It means end of the business day, but all you can picture is adults being picked up from daycare. To: Mom & Dad CRACKED COM.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/1/5/608015.jpg?v=2)
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