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Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Cultures With Bizarre Mating Rituals
5 Cultures With Bizarre Mating Rituals

This dating shit is weird for everybody.

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2 New Shirts & 1 Epic Cyber Monday Sale
2 New Shirts & 1 Epic Cyber Monday Sale

It's Cyber Monday! Finally, a holiday dedicated to our wise collective decision to stay indoors and let Earth's wealth come to us.

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5 Ways People Who Cut Themselves Are Nothing Like You Think
5 Ways People Who Cut Themselves Are Nothing Like You Think

When I was 16, I began hurting myself to cope with emotional stress.

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4 Ways Getting Older Makes You Behave Like an A-hole
4 Ways Getting Older Makes You Behave Like an A-hole

Old, cruddy behavior seeps in all kinds of ways.

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The Poop-Unicorn & 5 Other Bizarre Mythical Creatures
The Poop-Unicorn & 5 Other Bizarre Mythical Creatures

Even in the land of the ludicrous, some things go beyond the pale.

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5 Things No One Tells You About Driving Through the Desert
5 Things No One Tells You About Driving Through the Desert

Based on previous experience, here are a few things that will definitely happen the next time you decide to drive through the desert.

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3 Controversial Words We've Drained of Meaning
3 Controversial Words We've Drained of Meaning

Good going internet. We've smurfed up our language.

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Greatest Customer Feedback Ever Sent to McDonald's
Greatest Customer Feedback Ever Sent to McDonald's

To the Manager of McDonald's #9874: I am deeply sorry about what happened in your ball pit.

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5 Ways the Alcohol Industry Tricks You Into Drinking Garbage
5 Ways the Alcohol Industry Tricks You Into Drinking Garbage

You can't really cheat at alcohol. Ha, got you for a minute there! You totally can. Here's how,

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5 Foreign Rules of Etiquette That America Desperately Needs
5 Foreign Rules of Etiquette That America Desperately Needs

There's no sacred rulebook governing all of society. What's considered monocle-popping rude in one culture could be the height of courtesy in another.

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The 5 Most Common Safety Devices That Can Kill You Violently
The 5 Most Common Safety Devices That Can Kill You Violently

Should you ever again decide to brave that hostile hellzone known as 'outside,' be sure to keep these in mind.

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The 5 Craziest Books for (Screwing Up) Young Adults
The 5 Craziest Books for (Screwing Up) Young Adults

There's a long standing tradition of trashy 'young adult' novels filling the minds of pre-pubescents with lusty thoughts and ambiguous moral messages.

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6 Weird Ways the World Looks Different When You're Asexual
6 Weird Ways the World Looks Different When You're Asexual

Cracked sat down with a couple of asexuals to learn a little bit more about just what life is like when your anaconda don't want none.

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5 Things You Can Apparently Give Up Without Missing
5 Things You Can Apparently Give Up Without Missing

The other day, I realized that I'd gone about two months without something that had been a nearly daily part of my life, and I didn't miss it.

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6 Creepy Religious Sites Way Worse Than the Temple of Doom
6 Creepy Religious Sites Way Worse Than the Temple of Doom

It's good to appreciate the houses of worship that go out of their way to make it clear just how freaking metal their shit is.

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