If you're having trouble doing the dishes, consider hiring a lawyer to give you a chocolate only when you finish.
Corrupt law enforcement is nothing new. Quite a few cops have been dragging their asses way over the thin blue line since time immemorial.
Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.
Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.
WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.
Hope you weren't prepared to live the life you dreamed of.
You're going to overlook a lot of little things when the planet goes tits up, everyday items which will become amazingly valuable.
Sometimes a song's true meaning is far less in-your-face than you would think.
I want you to do me a favor and look inside your pants, right now. Doesn't matter where you are -- do it. Behold the glory of your genitals.
In six short days, Stunt University will take your insane death wish and teach you how to make money off it.
Stop making Honest Abe out to be a dumb liar.
Spoiler alert: 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas!' is really about a community of traumatized people who live in constant fear of genocide.
Be wary of individuals in clerical collars.
So many hexagons.