Cracked Archive - Weird World

Why Is It So Damn Frustrating To Buy These Four Things?

Not all business interactions are worthy of a congratulatory fap.


It's Really Racist: 5 Sad Facts About The Human Hair Market

Human hair can be a surprisingly lucrative harvest if you get hooked up with the right wig-maker.


How To Find Anyone: 5 Lessons From Serving People Papers

We spoke to three people who, in essence, deliver the worst possible news to what are often dangerous people in desperate circumstances.


5 Eerie Conspiracies Theorists Were Right About All Along

Every once in awhile, what may look like a stupid conspiracy theory turns out to be something that very much happened.


I've Had Hiccups For Two Straight Years: My Life is Hell

Getting the hiccups is annoying, but unless you've angered a witch lately, they do eventually go away. 'Eventually' being a pretty loose term, here.


6 Politicians Who Abused Their Power Like Bratty Toddlers

The following politicians managed to disregard the law and all rules of a civilized society in the funniest ways possible.


5 Groups Who Are Just As Loud As Their Causes Are Pointless

Seriously, these people need just not talk anymore.


5 Horrible Types Of Packaging Clearly Invented By Satan

We let ourselves down when it comes to technological innovation in the field of product packaging.


11 Texts That Would Ruin Your Life In Less Than 1 Sentence

These are open to a lot different interpretations. None of them being favorable.


Chipotle Didn't Hire Me So I Taught In China: 5 Realities

We spoke with Trevor Paul, who taught English at a private school in Nanjing, about the whole sordid experience.


6 Simple-Looking Artworks That Were Really Tough To Pull Off

Art you picture as 'easy' requires mastering insanely complex techniques or, even worse, math.


15 Underhanded Tricks By The Media To Make You Share BS News

If there's such thing as fact-checking on the internet, it's in extremely short supply.


People Are Doing It At Your Gym: 6 Personal Trainer Secrets

It's been months since you signed up for that gym membership, and yet here you are, staring at a screen instead of working out. Maybe you're making the right choice.


Parts Of The World You're Picturing Totally Wrong

Kalymykia is a Buddhist republic in Russia. You read that right.


5 People So Blinded By Their Hobbies They Forgot To Live

If you ever find yourself doing anything like the following, burn it all to the ground, hug your family, and apologize profusely for so coldly ignoring them all these years.