Cracked Archive - Weird World
Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo
Does it really count as grand theft auto if a five year old just snatched the keys from his mom's desk?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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22 The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange
Who knew the soap making business could be so crazy?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Laughably Dumb Moments During This Super-Serious Time
People are, at their core, hilarious.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Sickening Ways Crooks Are Trying To Get Rich Right Now
The scammers are a virus of their own.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Don't Go Camping At Abandoned Disney Property
Don't go sneaking onto cool abandoned Disney property, you'll only get slapped with a misdemeanor.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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‘Cool’ Brands That Are Full of Crap
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- By Adam Wears
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Spa Treatments That Went Nightmarishly Wrong
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- By Adam Wears
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Alex Jones' Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month
Let's check in on the Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief during this crisis.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Five Months Ago, Who Saw Disney Selling Pandemic Masks?
With these masks, catch the 'rona you will not.
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- By Luis Prada
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We Need A New Word For When Something Spreads On The Internet
Doesn't it feel wrong to use the phrase
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- By Dan Duddy
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You Can Spend A Virtual Night In The Haunted House Of 'The Conjuring'
A second-rate Paranormal Activity.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Portland Now Has Hot Dystopian Stripper Food Delivery
Bouncers are enforcing social distancing as dancers wear gas masks. It's amazing.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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What A Time To Finish Crossing The Ocean On A Rowboat
Meet Graham Walters, who just spent the last 96 days rowing across the Atlantic Ocean.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Surprisingly Weird Facts About Ordinary Jewelry
The fact that they're literally pretty rocks is the least weird thing about jewelry.
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- By Shea
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Need To Fly Somewhere? Get Ready For Layovers Galore
What once might've been a quick flight is going to become so much longer.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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