Cracked Archive - Weird World
These people literally took their old work and tried to pass it off as new without changing a single thing.
- By Tara Marie
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- February 09, 2016
Guys, we've gone and done it: we broke hipsters. Now we need a fresh new stereotype to joke about/lust after (depending on your alignment) for the next few years.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- February 08, 2016
I wanted a job that utilized my skills learned from a lifetime of watching muscular men in burnt t-shirts save the world. Since I couldn't get a job throwing Hans Gruber off a roof, I decided to join the fire department.
- By Peter Griffin, Amanda Mannen
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- February 08, 2016
Disclaimer: If you are currently suffering from an immediate life-threatening condition, note that we are not condoning doing anything stupid like these.
- By Ivan Farkas
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- February 07, 2016
You never know when some crap on your face is actually the mark of our prophesied savior.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 06, 2016
We'll go out on a limb here and say homelessness sucks. But what about the homeless in someplace beautiful, like Hawaii?
- By Evan V. Symon , Anonymous
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- February 06, 2016
Sure, modern medicine has things like medicine, but people spend billions of dollars on this stuff every despite no evidence any of it works. What's the worry?
- By Felix Clay
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- February 05, 2016
These seem less like real crimes and more discarded plots from a John Grisham novel starring Rube Goldberg and his gang of drunk helper monkeys.
- By Adam Wears
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- February 05, 2016
Everyone says Walt Disney being frozen is a hoax, but given what's locked up in the Disney Archives, we aren't so sure anymore.
- By Tyler Roney
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- February 04, 2016
If you didn't hate the mall kiosk people already, you will now.
- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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- February 03, 2016
This goes out both to those who've been to that dark place (or, you know, are still there) and those who struggle to understand them.
- By Jason Pargin
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- February 02, 2016
It turns out there's some kind of conspiracy Inception going on meant to further specific goals through the spread of misinformation
- By Gregory Maus
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- February 02, 2016
It turns out there are all sorts of previously unseen worlds which science is now opening up to us for the first time, and some of them are weird as hell.
- By Teddem Yee
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- February 01, 2016
Even after an immigrant has entered Texas via Mexico, their journey still isn't over. Sanctuaries like Immaculate House are just one part of that journey.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- February 01, 2016
Ever since my doctor's encouraging diagnosis that I was a living heart attack, I've been trying to find ways to fix my sleep apnea.
- By Felix Clay
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- January 31, 2016
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