Cracked Archive - Weird World
Help! We're Losing All Our Writers to Fame and Fortune
We want to give you money to write for us. Seriously.
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400 5 Ways Life in Iran Is Nothing Like You Think
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- By Eric Yosomono, Lloyd George
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5 Animals That Refuse to Play by the Rules of Evolution
Some animals raise a middle finger (or claw, or tentacle) to stereotypes and flip our world upside down.
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- By Dyl Moore, Ed Stevens, Ryan Menezes, Sativa Savant
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5 Famous Quotes With Inspiring Origins (That Are Total BS)
You might think you're quoting the careful eloquence of the Great Emancipator, when in reality you're rehashing the disjointed rants of the Ultimate Warrior.
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- By Carmen Burana
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The 6 Most Unintentionally Offensive Publicity Campaigns
We just can't help but think there was a better way to do these things.
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- By Pat Carnell
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5 Surprising Ways Your Language Affects How You Think
You might be surprised about the extent that your brain is wired differently depending on whether you think thoughts in Japanese, English, or Swahili.
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- By Mike Floorwalker
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5 Seemingly Insignificant Things That Make People Like You
According to science, if you want people to like you there are a few simple and completely nonsensical steps you can follow.
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- By P. Chung
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6 Fan Ideas So Good They Were Adopted by the Creators
Sometimes creators stumble upon fan-created ideas too awesome to be ignored.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Unexpectedly Perverted Tourist Attractions (NSFW Pics)
While visiting an old church or park, when suddenly ... penises. Penises everywhere.
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- By Laura H
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The 40 Best Cracked Articles and Videos of 2013
2013 was a historically bad year for Congress and health care websites, but it was Cracked's best year ever.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 6 Most Bizarrely Offensive Comic Book Supervillains
In the face of relentless pressure to keep coming up with new supervillains, publishers wound up greenlighting ideas that really should have screamed 'bad idea' at the doodle stage.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, Chris Rio
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6 More Real-Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy
It's as if they were fighting a real war with the same selfless abandon with which you'd fight in a video game.
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- By Jorden Weir, Lyudmil Berberov
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The 7 Most Insane Street Legal Vehicles Ever (Part 3)
These people who looked at a perfectly good automobile and/or piece of furniture and said, 'What if I stuck six engines and a pair of wings on that son of a bitch?'
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- By Matt Machmuller, Curtis Galluzzo
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5 Ways We're Screwing With Wild Animals (For Their Own Good)
Sometimes our best intentions seem indistinguishable from taunting the poor bastards in their darkest hour.
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- By Sara Ohlms, Blair Dodge
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5 Authority Figures No One Realized Were Con Artists
Some people sit around and daydream about becoming a surgeon or a member of the special forces. Others go out and do something about it.
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- By Jamie Flexman
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