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You're pretty much going to be qualified for a ton of jobs after reading these.
We've all come up with at least one clever scheme that's gone wrong. But none of them have gone murderously wrong.
Sometimes, because of their personal failings, people like things that aren't very awesome. To avoid some awkwardness, here's how to talk to them.
Learn just how messed up your favorite source to plagiarize actually is.
It turns out that making art and tricking people into buying stuff are two very different skill sets, and artistic visionaries don't make very good marketing drones.
Turns out every idiot from college that thought domestic abuse and casual racism are hilarious went into advertising.
Every day, the world chokes us with events that cause anxiety. So why does this dumb stuff turn us into internally screaming balls of stress and shame at a flip of a switch?
This is how you write off drugs as a work expense.
It's like today's crazy famous people aren't even trying to shock us anymore on social media.
Just a reminder that Mother Nature can be absolutely ruthless.
Sometimes keeping the public from killing themselves gets communicated in batshit crazy ways that are as scarring as death itself.