Thinking about donating your body to science? Sure, it'd be cool to haunt some college campus for like, 30 years, but it would inevitably get old.

The afterlife should be you time. Here are some utterly bizarre things you can do with your cremated remains:

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Get under the skin of a loved one. A Tattoo artists can safely mix ashes into ink. It's slightly itchier and way more haunted than a normal tattoo.

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