Lawmakers get a bad rap, but what would society look like without those brave defenders of law and order? We might have people walking around with Winnie the Pooh shirts near playgrounds! Or attempting reincarnation without doing the proper paperwork! Or just parking their UFO any old place!

Arcane, obtuse, and insulting laws are the very fabric of civilized society. We salute the bureaucrats who spent their precious time on this earth, and taxpayer money, to get these laws on the books:

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