Cracked Archive - Video Games
The 'Halo' Tv Series Finally Reveals MasterChief's Butt
It's only a matter of time until we discover whether he's circumcised.
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0 When Games' Fake Difficulty Forced You To Buy Them
You weren't bad, Disney was just evil.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Max Payne''s Remake Will Hurt Fans Who Have Fond Memories Of Its Writing
Nothing suits a noir story better than some cool nostalgia goggles.
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- By Tiago Svn
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3 Things In Gaming Announcements That Gamers Hate
If you see any of these buzzwords, I got bad news for you baby.
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- By Carolyn Page
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How 'Space Invaders' And Retro Games Caused Actual Medical Problems
Controllers don't hurt anymore, hooray!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Lego Star Wars' Players Are Brutalizing Children (Because The Game Rewards It)
Anakin Skywalker would have loved this game.
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- By Tiago Svn
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The Mysterious Tale Of That Random Sonic Statue In Japan
'This isn't meant to be here,' people agreed.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 'King Of Fighters' Series Got Bought By The King Of Bullets
The cushy world of street brawls is about to get violent.
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- By Tiago Svn
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No One Matters More In Gaming Music Than Darren Korb
If you're not listening to him now, you soon will be.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Tetris: The Game That Made AI Actually Give Up
Loss was inevitable in Tetris, thanks to math.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga' Fixes Sequel Trilogy (By Going Full Gay)
Sometimes the merchandise has more soul than the art.
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- By Tiago Svn
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The 'Sega' Jingle Took A Surprising Amount Of Hard Work
It took up one-eighth of the game.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Best Thing About Elden Ring Is Not Repairing My Dumb Weapon
Praise the lack of repair powder!
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- By Eli Yudin
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What The New 'Tomb Raider' Needs To Bring Us
The just-announced new 'Tomb Raider' will lead a wave of new Unreal Engine 5 games.
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- By Tiago Svn
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'Sonic 2' Is Not Idris Elba's First Dive Into Video Games
Hey, that random COD soldier sounds familiar.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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