We asked you to take some of the most iconic games in history and use their titles to turn them into blinding disappointments.
Some developers prefer to hide their secrets like you would hide your particularly shameful pornography.
I all but abandoned the gaming world for years on end. I've started playing again, though, and it's like stepping into an alien planet.
Let's take a look at how developers aimed for the pirates but instead screwed over their paying customers in ridiculous ways.
Are we headed for another crash? Short answer, yes. Long answer? Yes.
Video game developers often made their most creative choices specifically because technical limitations wouldn't let them make the game they really wanted to make.
The whole point of the Internet is to destroy what you love, which is what I'm about to do, here.
Video games and sex have had a long and uncomfortable relationship.
Whether we want them or not, every year we're presented with allegedly revolutionary innovations in gaming. And every year we are let down.
We've always said that if you can't succeed, at least try to fail in an entertaining way.
Video games are one of the most enduring wastes of time out there, but what happens when you master a game so thoroughly that it no longer poses a challenge?