If you're a politician or pundit, ranting and raving about the evils of video games is still a surefire way to get everyone's attention. And that is how you wind up with manufactured outrages like these.
These games make so little sense, and make the star look so stupid, the only explanation is programmers finally getting revenge by proxy on every popular kid from school.
These folks rolled up their sleeves and showed us how to really whore out our integrity.
Sometimes programmers are apparently in such a rush to finish a game before the deadline that they don't actually have a chance to watch the material they're basing the game on. So, you wind up with deeply confusing titles like these.
We asked you to take some of the most iconic games in history and use their titles to turn them into blinding disappointments.
Some developers prefer to hide their secrets like you would hide your particularly shameful pornography.
I all but abandoned the gaming world for years on end. I've started playing again, though, and it's like stepping into an alien planet.
Let's take a look at how developers aimed for the pirates but instead screwed over their paying customers in ridiculous ways.
Are we headed for another crash? Short answer, yes. Long answer? Yes.
Video game developers often made their most creative choices specifically because technical limitations wouldn't let them make the game they really wanted to make.