Cracked Archive - Video Games

6 Brilliant Insults Hidden In Video Games As Easter Eggs

If you're a bitter sports fan, sometimes your only avenue for recourse is in the code of your video game.

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6 Insane Ways Fans Make Innocent Video Games Super Creepy

Leave it to Nintendo to stick unrelenting horror into otherwise cute video games.

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6 Completely Inexplicable Video Games Starring Rock Stars

We'd explain what 'Def Jam Vendetta' is about, but it just boils down to punching people in the face as Snoop Dogg.

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6 Video Games That Failed Before You Pressed Start

The PC version of Batman: Arkham Knight was the worst Batman-related entertainment disaster since the Waynes went to see The Mask Of Zorro.

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5 Things I Learned Trying To Get Laid In 'Skyrim'

Warning: This article contains a few images that could be considered not safe for work/school. I think.

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5 People Who MacGyvered The Most Difficult Video Game Levels

If you tell gamers to climb a virtual mountain, one of them will figure out a way to do it on a seatless unicycle using only the asthmatic character.

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What A 30-Year-Old DOS Game Taught Me About My Awful Memory

I needed to get away from outlets that give me answers without expecting me to internalize them. I had two options for doing so: putting on pants and living in the Ozarks for a month, or playing Carmen Sandiego.

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6 Incredible Spoilers Hidden In Famous Video Games

Note: This article is, like, wall-to-wall spoilers. Just a big, sweaty orgy of spoilers in here.

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5 Dark Things You Learn About Yourself Playing Fallout 4

Instead of dropkicking Super Mutants into frag mines, I'm spending my apocalypse scrounging materials to build the perfect armchair for my dining set.

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4 Awful Realities Of Binge-Playing All The Fallout Games

I felt like I was stuck in time. Everything and everyone around me kept going on.

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If Real Life Glitched Like Video Games

We'd actually take him more seriously if he had a hand for a head.

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21 Games That Put Insane Work Into Details You Never Noticed

It's like Lego knew the only way to make people care about the prequels was by shoehorning in a character who is, at best, tangentially related to the entire series.

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5 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Mess With Players That Lose

If you screw up stealth missions in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, enjoy looking like the mascot for a bad family chicken restaurant, champ.

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The 5 Most WTF Final Video Game Bosses

It turns out that developers will sometimes throw in a battle that feels like the boss wandered in from a totally unrelated story, like a stripper that shows up at your grandma's funeral.

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5 Video Game Ratings That Would Be More Accurate

Who cares about violence and sex? We need ratings that'll help us determine if we'll regret making a purchase.

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