Cracked Archive - Sports

6 Extreme Sports You Won't Believe Anyone Survives
6 Extreme Sports You Won't Believe Anyone Survives

You have to kind of feel sorry for 'extreme sport' practitioners. For one thing, you can't even say the name of their sport without an eye roll and a smirk, and for another, the '90s are over.

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7 B.S. Sports Stories for When The Media Has Nothing to Say
7 B.S. Sports Stories for When The Media Has Nothing to Say

A lot of people complain about the 24 hour news cycle these days, where the media feels the pressure to be giving you news every second of the day, leading them to stretch the definition of

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7 Terrible Sports Achievements (That Will Never Be Equaled)
7 Terrible Sports Achievements (That Will Never Be Equaled)

Not all sports records are glorious. This is an article about seven men who achieved greatness in failure.

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Why You've Never Heard Of The Greatest Sport Ever Invented
Why You've Never Heard Of The Greatest Sport Ever Invented

Give us the roughest, toughest athlete you can think of. He would be soiling himself if he had to play this game.

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6 Bizarre Incidents that Prove God Hates Sports
6 Bizarre Incidents that Prove God Hates Sports

Many people only become sports fans when things go horribly wrong. This article is for them.

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The 7 Most Condescending Sports Euphemisms
The 7 Most Condescending Sports Euphemisms

There's sort of a weird dynamic in the world of sports commentary where red-blooded sports-watching men have to tiptoe around certain subjects as delicately as Victorian gentlemen. Because of this, they end up using these euphemistic code words that are in some ways almost worse than just dissing people straight out.

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The 5 Most Terrifying Side Effects of Exercise
The 5 Most Terrifying Side Effects of Exercise

Running makes you soil yourself. That's all were saying.

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5 Ridiculous Sports You Won't Believe Were Olympic Events
5 Ridiculous Sports You Won't Believe Were Olympic Events

In the Olympics as we know them today, new events have to go through a long process of careful consideration before inclusion in the esteemed games. Baseball and Softball have recently been cut, for example, while Rugby and golf have made inexplicable comebacks. We can't just have any random spastic game of Calvinball gaining entry into the pinnacl

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The 6 Greatest Athletic Feats Ever (Aren't What You Think)
The 6 Greatest Athletic Feats Ever (Aren't What You Think)

Here are six events everyone knows as the greatest in the history of sport, and the true stories that actually beat their pants off.

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5 Things That Are Apparently OK To Do in the Name of Sports
5 Things That Are Apparently OK To Do in the Name of Sports

Unlike LARPing, sports give you a free pass to act ridiculous and buy all sorts of crazy crap.

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5 Golf Courses That Can Kill You
5 Golf Courses That Can Kill You

The only thing more boring than a game of golf is a steaming pot of brown whole grain rice, and even that is a close call. Over the past few years, we've learned there are two ways to make golf interesting: One involves lightsaber golf clubs and the other involves injecting some homicidal golf courses into the game. Since lightsaber technology is,

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