Cracked Archive - Sex
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The Beginning of a Very Confusing Adolescence [COMIC]
Kid's going to make for a terrible first boyfriend.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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164 5 Reasons Women Are As Shallow As Men (According to Science)
Thanks to romantic comedies and crappy comedians, we know that men are crude, shallow boors that only care about sex, and women are weepy sensitive hippies that only care about poetry and what's on the inside.
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- By Christina H
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How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]
It's much simpler than you think.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 192
How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]
There really is no non-awkard word for that.
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- By Scott Meyer
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Snuggie Sutra: 10 Ways to Use Sleeves on a Blanket [CHART]
If you can suddenly reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great novel, there's no reason you can't reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great lover.
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- By Lex Friedman
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The 6 Most Insane Sex Lives in the Animal Kingdom
No matter how nasty you like to get in your leather-studded Bone Chamber, there are multiple species of the animal kingdom who still put you to shame.
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- By Jim Yew
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The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women
A lot of times people honestly ask the wrong question without knowing it. Here are some I see guys continually asking about women, along with the question they should be asking if they actually want an answer.
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- By Christina H
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What Your Condom Choice Says About You [CHART]
If all condoms technically perform the same function--catching ejaculated semen and conveniently storing it for later use--then why are so many varieties available?
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- By The Association for the Betterment of Sex
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Everyone's Dream is Someone Else's Nightmare [COMIC]
No matter how awesome the dream, it's all about perspective.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than You Think
Yes, as if it's not bad enough that you're losing the one person who will remember to inform the singing waiters at Olive Garden that it's your birthday, it turns out that ending a relationship can actually have other awful, long-lasting effects on your life.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Widely Believed Dating Myths (Science Says Aren't True)
That's right, you know even less about romance than you thought you did.
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- By Jillian Bell
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How to Subtly Tell Someone They're Creeping You Out [COMIC]
Some people are bad at judging the words that come out of their own mouth ...
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- By Scott Meyer
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6 Famous Geniuses You Didn't Know Were Perverts
Every great figure in history was a sexual deviant. Every single one of them.
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- By Clive Jameson
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Least Adorable Misunderstanding by a Child Ever [COMIC]
The lighter side of, uh ... child molestation.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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6 Absurd Gender Stereotypes That Science Says Are True
Ever notice how women be all this this? But men be all like this? Oh it's actually true? Shit.
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- By Susan H.
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