Cracked Archive - Sex
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What Your Condom Choice Says About You [CHART]
If all condoms technically perform the same function--catching ejaculated semen and conveniently storing it for later use--then why are so many varieties available?
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- By The Association for the Betterment of Sex
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348 Everyone's Dream is Someone Else's Nightmare [COMIC]
No matter how awesome the dream, it's all about perspective.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than You Think
Yes, as if it's not bad enough that you're losing the one person who will remember to inform the singing waiters at Olive Garden that it's your birthday, it turns out that ending a relationship can actually have other awful, long-lasting effects on your life.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Widely Believed Dating Myths (Science Says Aren't True)
That's right, you know even less about romance than you thought you did.
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- By Jillian Bell
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How to Subtly Tell Someone They're Creeping You Out [COMIC]
Some people are bad at judging the words that come out of their own mouth ...
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- By Scott Meyer
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6 Famous Geniuses You Didn't Know Were Perverts
Every great figure in history was a sexual deviant. Every single one of them.
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- By Clive Jameson
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Least Adorable Misunderstanding by a Child Ever [COMIC]
The lighter side of, uh ... child molestation.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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6 Absurd Gender Stereotypes That Science Says Are True
Ever notice how women be all this this? But men be all like this? Oh it's actually true? Shit.
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- By Susan H.
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My Ill-Fated Attempt to Save a 'Suicide Girl'
I rescued a young girl from the toxic oil slick of internet pornography, cleaned her like a tiny otter and allowed her to sleep in my guest room for a night. And just like the otter, she was wild, incapable of underst
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- By Soren Bowie
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5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals
In a shocking turn of events, France actually out crazy's Japan.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think
The Internet showed the world how sick and depraved the human race truly is. Turns out our ancestors outdid us in that department also.
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- By Nathan Reed
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6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off
Your very existence completely mortifies women.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Movie Romances That Won't Last (According to Science)
Before you go getting all teary-eyed about the next movie romance you see, keep in mind that it probably is going to fail miserably.
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- By Emma Larkins
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7 Kama Sutra Sex Tips That Will Put You In The Hospital
To say that the Kama Sutra outdated is to point out the obvious. However, some folks who are oblivious to dates will find themselves in for a world of hurt.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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Ever have an awkward conversation you can't walk away from?
The classic story of the scarecrow who wanted to have sex with another scarecrow.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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