Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Creepy Things People Say About Sex When Granted Anonymity
5 Creepy Things People Say About Sex When Granted Anonymity

Sometimes front ways and back ways just aren't enough ways to do sex.

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6 Weird Things You'd Never Believe Will Make You Horny
6 Weird Things You'd Never Believe Will Make You Horny

It turns out arousal isn't all spheroids and flesh tones.

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6 Things We Learned As Legal Male Prostitutes
6 Things We Learned As Legal Male Prostitutes

To date, the biggest cultural touchstone we have on the subject of male prostitution is the 'Deuce Bigalow' series. So we decided to investigate for ourselves.

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5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence-Only Sex Ed
5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence-Only Sex Ed

We spoke with a woman who was raised deep in the heart of hardcore Christian

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What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictures
What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictures

I think I can go ahead and call this another entry in the 'Long Cons That Didn't Pay Off' file.

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6 Horrifying True Stories To Read Before Using Sex Toys
6 Horrifying True Stories To Read Before Using Sex Toys

My neighbor Webster defines a 'sex toy' as that which fits in one's ass on purpose, and repeatedly, because it's fun.

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6 Sexual Identities Everyone Still Thinks It's OK To Mock
6 Sexual Identities Everyone Still Thinks It's OK To Mock

Why do we use sex and computers to be such assholes?

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5 Insane Erotic Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex
5 Insane Erotic Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

As you can probably guess, everything in here is NSFW.

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7 Safe Sex Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously
7 Safe Sex Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously

Sometimes the methods used to protect people from, or educate them about, the dark side of sex work out really, really badly.

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7 Completely Insane Sex Toy Designs
7 Completely Insane Sex Toy Designs

Instead of regular sex toys, we have the deranged leftovers from a Wile E. Coyote catalog.

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6 Things You Learn As A Lesbian Porn Star
6 Things You Learn As A Lesbian Porn Star

We sat down with lesbian porn star Lily Cade to learn about working in the business. Here's what she told us.

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5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals
5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

We interviewed four self-professed zoophiles because we wanted to know what the hell, guys?

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5 Outdated Myths Everyone Still Believes About Bisexuality
5 Outdated Myths Everyone Still Believes About Bisexuality

We spoke to Beth, a bisexual woman, and Jon, a bisexual man about their experiences being switch-hitters in a world that doesn't make much of an effort to understand them.

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5 Secrets I Know About Women (From Writing Their Weird Porn)
5 Secrets I Know About Women (From Writing Their Weird Porn)

We talked to one of the guys who cranks out erotic fiction by the truckload for sale on Amazon, making a nice living in the process. This is what we learned.

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6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'
6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'

It's not up to us to say whether something is or isn't art ... unless of course you're talking about the following projects.

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