All of these stories are true and are enough to make us want to chain up our genitals for life. Our readers braved the darkest corners of the Internet to bring you these sordid tales. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
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‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’