17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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All of these stories are true and are enough to make us want to chain up our genitals for life. Our readers braved the darkest corners of the Internet to bring you these sordid tales. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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There's that scene in The World According to Garp, where the woman down goes on the guy in the parked and they're hit from behind, car, causing her to

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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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