Cracked Archive - Sex
'Trial By Impotence' Was Once France's Only Way To Get Divorced
Talk about performance anxiety.
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- By Cedric Voets
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20 The Adult Industry Makes The Best PSAs
This is legit the most informative guide to freelance work we've ever seen.
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- By Cedric Voets
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How NYC Sex Clubs Stay Open With Social Distancing Laws
Mostly it's a lot of cleaning and a lot of space.
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- By Dan Duddy
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NYC's Government Officially Endorsed Glory Holes
This is probably (hopefully?!) the only time the government is going to officially endorse outdoor group leather sex through a hole in the wall.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain
No sex outside of wedlockdown.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos
Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed
Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.
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- By Mark Hill
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New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain
Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Amazon's Erotica Section Is The Dollar Store For Horniness
The human boner is a powerful thing.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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A Condom Shortage (And Baby Boom) May Be Looming
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- By Luis Prada
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The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us
A thiccassance if you will.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Dating Sites Are Trying To Contain The Quarantined Singles In Your Area
Love in the time of Coronavirus
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- By Cedric Voets
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Polygamy Is Moving Towards Being Decriminalized In Utah (Forget Poly Husbands, Though)
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day
No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese
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- By Luis Prada
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Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno
Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.
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- By Luis Prada
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