Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Alarming Things That Can Happen To Your Crotch

Despite what YouTube fail videos teach us, there are worse things that can happen to our misfit toys than an errant football or vengeful knee.

By Ian Fortey
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May 04, 2018

4 Facts That Prove Sex Isn't As Important As You Think

Thanks to the power of data, science has found that people aren't nearly as sex-obsessed as the conventional wisdom would have you believe.

By Ian Fortey
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April 01, 2018

This Is What Happens When They Film Porn In Your House

If porn isn't shot on soundstages, who allows strangers to have sex on their actual furniture? And how can they ever sit on that couch the same way again?

By Evan V. Symon
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March 18, 2018

What We're Still Not Teaching Kids About Consent

Consent is sticky and confusing because we haven't given future sexual beings the language, tools, or authority to communicate.

By Kristi Harrison
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February 16, 2018

5 Sexual Mishaps That Are More Common Than You'd Think

What's your worst-case sexual scenario? No matter what is is, it's way more common than you think.

By Ian Fortey
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February 11, 2018

Tabloids Insist A Brain Injury Turned Me Into A Dominatrix

Alissa Afonina is internet-famous today as the woman who won a huge lawsuit after a car accident turned her into a dominatrix.

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By Anonymous, Saundra Sorenson
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January 21, 2018

I Have Sex While I'm Sleeping And I Can't Control It

Sexsomnia is totally recognized by the International Classification of Sleep Disorders.

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By Anonymous, Saundra Sorenson
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January 14, 2018

5 Ways Society Trains Men To Expect Sex From Women

This personality type wasn't created in a vacuum. Here's how it happens.

By Mark Hill
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December 10, 2017

5 Bad Sexual Decisions (And Why We Make Them)

Because we're so obsessed with sex as a species, it's no wonder that sometimes we just mess it up and go about attaining it in perplexing fashions.

By Ian Fortey
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December 08, 2017

Monkey Prostitution: 5 Insane, REAL Animal Sex Studies

Thanks to researchers' unceasing efforts to uncover the subtle mysteries behind animal-on-animal action, we've gotten some experiments which sound dangerously insane on paper, but actually yielded helpful information.