Cracked Archive - Sex


33 Hamfisted Attempts To Use Sex To Sell Unsexy Products

And now sexy is ruined for everyone, forever.


5 Crazy Dangers of Sex You Had No Idea Existed

Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.


25 Painfully Awkward Moments From Your Dating History

It’s amazing the human race hasn’t completely fizzled out by now.


6 Things You Learn Trying To Meet A 'Sugar Daddy' Online

While it is illegal to charge money for sex in most states, you can definitely command a fee for your company ... and all that might entail.


5 Trends in Porn Searches You'd Never Expect

Pornhub keeps detailed records of searches in order to draw powerful conclusions about our day-to-day wank trends.


5 Alarming Things That Can Happen To Your Crotch

Despite what YouTube fail videos teach us, there are worse things that can happen to our misfit toys than an errant football or vengeful knee.


4 Facts That Prove Sex Isn't As Important As You Think

Thanks to the power of data, science has found that people aren't nearly as sex-obsessed as the conventional wisdom would have you believe.


This Is What Happens When They Film Porn In Your House

If porn isn't shot on soundstages, who allows strangers to have sex on their actual furniture? And how can they ever sit on that couch the same way again?


25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

Getting together with other people is just way more complicated than you thought.


What We're Still Not Teaching Kids About Consent

Consent is sticky and confusing because we haven't given future sexual beings the language, tools, or authority to communicate.


5 Sexual Mishaps That Are More Common Than You'd Think

What's your worst-case sexual scenario? No matter what is is, it's way more common than you think.


Tabloids Insist A Brain Injury Turned Me Into A Dominatrix

Alissa Afonina is internet-famous today as the woman who won a huge lawsuit after a car accident turned her into a dominatrix.


I Have Sex While I'm Sleeping And I Can't Control It

Sexsomnia is totally recognized by the International Classification of Sleep Disorders.


5 Ways Society Trains Men To Expect Sex From Women

This personality type wasn't created in a vacuum. Here's how it happens.