Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Alarming Things That Can Happen To Your Crotch

Despite what YouTube fail videos teach us, there are worse things that can happen to our misfit toys than an errant football or vengeful knee.

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4 Facts That Prove Sex Isn't As Important As You Think

Thanks to the power of data, science has found that people aren't nearly as sex-obsessed as the conventional wisdom would have you believe.

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This Is What Happens When They Film Porn In Your House

If porn isn't shot on soundstages, who allows strangers to have sex on their actual furniture? And how can they ever sit on that couch the same way again?

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What We're Still Not Teaching Kids About Consent

Consent is sticky and confusing because we haven't given future sexual beings the language, tools, or authority to communicate.

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5 Sexual Mishaps That Are More Common Than You'd Think

What's your worst-case sexual scenario? No matter what is is, it's way more common than you think.

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Tabloids Insist A Brain Injury Turned Me Into A Dominatrix

Alissa Afonina is internet-famous today as the woman who won a huge lawsuit after a car accident turned her into a dominatrix.

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I Have Sex While I'm Sleeping And I Can't Control It

Sexsomnia is totally recognized by the International Classification of Sleep Disorders.

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5 Ways Society Trains Men To Expect Sex From Women

This personality type wasn't created in a vacuum. Here's how it happens.

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5 Bad Sexual Decisions (And Why We Make Them)

Because we're so obsessed with sex as a species, it's no wonder that sometimes we just mess it up and go about attaining it in perplexing fashions.

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Monkey Prostitution: 5 Insane, REAL Animal Sex Studies

Thanks to researchers' unceasing efforts to uncover the subtle mysteries behind animal-on-animal action, we've gotten some experiments which sound dangerously insane on paper, but actually yielded helpful information.

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4 Sex Toys That Are Really, REALLY Bad Ideas

WARNING: This article is about sex stuff. Just go ahead and assume all links are not safe for work.

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5 'Spice Up Your Sex Life' Methods That Are Clearly Trolling

Some people will swear grapefruiting is awesome. These people are gross and not correct.

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5 Super Creepy Sex Plots In Novels Meant For Teens

The future of this planet is going to have some truly unusual fetishes.

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4 Surprising Stories About Masturbation In The Workplace

Robert Pattinson got knuckle-deep in furious masturbation while on set.

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5 Reasons Millennials Should Destroy The Concept Of Marriage

For millennials, it might make more sense to just stop getting married once and for all.

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