Cracked Archive - Sex
7 Demented Tales Of Rock Star Sex You Never Heard Before
Motley Crue had an unsavory relationship with Naugles' egg burritos.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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140 5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces
WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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6 Real Examples Of Sex Ed Gone Disastrously Awry
Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Ways Evolution Designed Your Body To Be Awesome At Sex
Our bodies seem to have either been designed by a dysfunctional committee or a very cruel prankster.
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- By Eamon Lahiri
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7 X-Rated Traditions That Prove History Was Horny As F#@%
Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.
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- By Marina Reimann
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6 Hilarious X-Rated Artifacts From Early Computers
It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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6 Erotic Tales About Politicians (That'll Destroy Your Mind)
Politics and sex go together like genitals and belt sanders -- horribly, yet morbidly fascinating for all those around you.
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- By Mark Hill
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12 Hilarious Failures At Sex Pill Package Design
Sometimes, when you're focusing all your energy on putting out a dubious 'sexual enhancement' product, you can't be bothered to design packaging that makes any kind of sense.
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- By Adam Wears
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10 Sex Toys That Are Perfect For Ending Relationships
Sex furniture is the best way to tell your friends they aren't welcome.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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6 Hilarious Ways Porn Showed Up In Innocent Places
Warning: This article contains troubling euphemisms for penis and vagina.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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5 Hilarious Ways Women Got Revenge On Creepy Guys
Never disregard the power of an angry mother.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths
The gods, repulsed by Indra's full-body menstruation, undid his curse by turning all of the vaginas into eyes, which gave Indra his official title as the Thousand-Eyed God.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Laura H, Kelly Stanaway
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6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'
It's not up to us to say whether something is or isn't art ... unless of course you're talking about the following projects.
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- By Kyle Bondeson
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5 Reasons We're Having Big Problems Stopping Revenge Porn
Even though there are now laws to stop revenge porn and some websites have posted a zero-tolerance policy, there's still not much that can be done about it.
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- By Hillery Alley
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The 5 Most Important Things They Never Taught You in Sex Ed
There's an excellent chance that whatever you were taught about sex is either partially misleading or dangerously incorrect.
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- By Mimosa Thomas
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