Obviously, you don't stand a chance in the wild -- not when animals like these are out there murdering each other with what might as well be magic powers.
Science has seen some epic trolling over the years, so much so that it at times makes 4chan look like a chamber of reasoned discourse.
Humanity has been looking out into space for thousands of years, and the most important thing we've discovered over that time is that everything is crazy weird out there.
We're about to show you how having your favorite superpower would likely have pretty crappy -- if not completely disastrous -- results. You're welcome!
Feel worried about offending people on accident? Well, it's not the fault of
If we ever got the chance to go back in time to visit our lonely teenage selves we'd tell them to keep their chin up.
For most of us, research is something you 'Google.' For others, it's something that puts hair on your nether region.
They say you should never judge a book by its cover. But when it comes to people, covers are the shit.
Unfortunately, we can't turn you into a genius -- but we can do is teach you all the tricks you need to seem like one.
There are some startlingly human traits that turn up in the creatures you'd least expect.
You might be surprised to find out that some of that motherly health advice that sounds suspiciously like superstitious nonsense now wasn't so made up after all.
The best way to handle your murderous clones.
Your many glaring personality flaws aside, sometimes the deck is just plain stacked against you for reasons you would never expect