Teachers are people, too, and people have this nasty tendency to occasionally lob whatever untruth comes flying at them right back at somebody else like a game of bullshit ping pong.
The real world bites, but it's sure better than where you came from.
Every once in a while we uncover a species so vile and so contrary to all that we consider precious and good that it makes us seriously wonder if all this exploration nonsense is worth the hassle.
Thank you, science, for providing us with valid reasons for being forgetful assholes.
Before the Internet, people learned science from Hollywood.
In science, there are no dumb questions. Except for these.
Many of our four-legged or winged friends exhibit eerily human-like behavior that will make you question what it really means to be intelligent.
Apparently scientists are consulting Rick Moranis for new inventions.
So warped is your brain that you didn't even mean to click this article.
Our education system has failed us once more.
Who needs drugs when you have zero gravity?