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Mysterious Monolith Spotted In Southern Utah Wilderness
And yes, they touched it. Repeatedly.
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 23, 2020
Twitter, Facebook Will Transfer Donald Trump's POTUS Accounts to Joe Biden
The end is finally near!
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 23, 2020
New Zealanders Are Raving Right Now
Being from New Zealand is a massive flex in 2020 -- but it doesn't have to be.
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 23, 2020
5 Unspoken Reasons The Holidays Suck For Millions Of Americans
There's a reason holiday movies are never about retail jobs.
- By William Kuechenberg
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- November 23, 2020
Chile's Protesters Just Changed Their Constitution (Pay Attention, US)
What the US can learn from the time Chile voted out fascism.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- November 22, 2020
'Borat 2' Star Rudy Giuliani Leads Bizarrely Surreal Press Conference
Lying, hair dye fails, and 90s films -- oh my!
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 19, 2020
Amazon Accidentally Reunites Ireland
Is there anything the e-commerce giant can't do?
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 18, 2020
Flamethrower-toting Man Hops On Bus, Spews Fire
Talk about a blaze of glory...
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 18, 2020
Dolly Parton Helped Fund Moderna's Research To Get Us Out Of This
Further proof why Dolly is a national treasure in these trying times.
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 17, 2020
Georgia Voter President Trump Said Was Dead Is Alive, Kickin'
She's alive! Like actually. There's no joke here. She's, alive, well, and participating in democracy.
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 17, 2020
After Trump Leaves, Expect The Garbage Ideas To Get Polite
The future of bad ideas is easy-to-watch YouTube videos.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 15, 2020
Separated Americans And Canadians Are 'Sex Tenting' Due To Customs Loophole
Because an 8 month dry-spell can lead to some, um, interesting solutions.
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 13, 2020
Spain's Latest Botched Art Restoration Is Really Really Bad
We're pretty sure we could have restored this better ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 12, 2020
Coup-O-Meter Shows Exactly How Screwed Our Democracy is Right Now
Because modern problems require modern solutions.
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 12, 2020
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