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Cracked Archive - News

Newman is Back -- Seinfeld's Annoying TV Neighbor Stars In Voting PSA

Hello again, Newman ...

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Priest Gets Caught Having a Threesome On The Altar Of His Church, Getting More Than Most of Us These Days

Do you think they called him 'father' or 'daddy?'

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Stripper Voting Campaign 'Get Your Booty To The Poll' Aims to Encourage Voting

As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.'

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Japan's Super Mario Theme Park Looks Adorable (But Needs More Waluigi)

Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks.

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Reporters Keep Quoting Fake Van Halen Interview (Whoops)

Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook!

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Friendly Reminder That Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Is Still A Kid

To steal a quote from that one guy from 2007, leave Claudia alone.

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'Sweater Guy' Ken Bone Is Not Someone To Listen To In 2020

Ken Bone is back, and as undecided as ever.

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Prisoners Forced To Listen To 'Baby Shark' For Hours as Punishment

It's an inhuman punishment, doot doot doo doot doot doo.

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Gay Twitter Is Taking Over the Proud Boys Hashtag

Finally, a news story that is actually all sunshine and rainbows.

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Concerts in 2020 Are About To Be So Weird

Roblox isn't just for Lil Pump videos anymore.

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And Now, Compelling Evidence Shrek Is Secretly Jewish

Time to send Shrek an early invite to your Hanukkah Zoom call.

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Because Of Google, The Internet Thinks A Random Woman Is Jeff Bezos

Despite what Google says, this woman is definitely not Jeff Bezos.

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Pictofacts

Now You Know: 12 Facts To Feed Your Movie And General Knowledge Cravings

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Trump's Diagnosis Could Unleash Amendment Mostly Used for Presidential Colonoscopies

So far, the 25th Amendment has only been invoked for, well, uncomfortable situations.

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New Zealand Prime Minister Says She Smoked Weed, Nobody Cares

BRB, going to add Jacinda Ardern to a list of people we'd love to smoke with ...

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