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BREAKING: People Are Apparently Eating Absurd Amounts of 'Grape-Nuts' Cereal
BREAKING: People Are Apparently Eating Absurd Amounts of 'Grape-Nuts' Cereal

It's official -- we've turned into our fiber-obsessed grandparents.

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Reddit Investors Troll Wall Street Execs By Skyrocketing GameStop, AMC Stocks, Robinhood's Reaction Disappoints
Reddit Investors Troll Wall Street Execs By Skyrocketing GameStop, AMC Stocks, Robinhood's Reaction Disappoints

You know you've royally screwed up when AOC, the Zodiac Killer, and Davey Day Trader all agree on how terribly you are

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7 Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Grifter Trump Kids' Books
7 Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Grifter Trump Kids' Books

Won't someone think of the children('s reading material)!

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'Proud Boys' Leader Was Once A 'Prolific' FBI Informer
'Proud Boys' Leader Was Once A 'Prolific' FBI Informer

More proof the writers of 2020 returned for 2021 ...

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Sorry, The Oval Office 'Diet Coke Button' Predates Trump By Decades
Sorry, The Oval Office 'Diet Coke Button' Predates Trump By Decades

It has a long and mostly uncarbonated history.

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USA Today Sports' Kobe Bryant Memorial Offends More Than It Commemorates
USA Today Sports' Kobe Bryant Memorial Offends More Than It Commemorates

Think before you post -- especially if you're a news outlet.

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The Haunted Sea Mansion That's The Vice President's Home: A Tour
The Haunted Sea Mansion That's The Vice President's Home: A Tour

Visiting the Nearly White House.

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Deceased Professor Allegedly Teaches Course From Beyond The Grave
Deceased Professor Allegedly Teaches Course From Beyond The Grave

Let's hope the bookstore sells ouija boards ...

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5 Reasons That Normal-Looking Free Newspaper (In Your Hometown) Is Anything But
5 Reasons That Normal-Looking Free Newspaper (In Your Hometown) Is Anything But

While The Epoch Times may look like an ordinary newspaper, it's actually a one-way ticket to Conspiracyville.

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Shocking: Questionable NYC Pickup Artist Arrested After Alleged Involvement in Capitol Siege
Shocking: Questionable NYC Pickup Artist Arrested After Alleged Involvement in Capitol Siege

It's a bird! It's a plane! No - it's the consequences of your own (alleged) actions!

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