Hello again, Newman ...
Do you think they called him 'father' or 'daddy?'
As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.'
Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks.
Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook!
To steal a quote from that one guy from 2007, leave Claudia alone.
Ken Bone is back, and as undecided as ever.
It's an inhuman punishment, doot doot doo doot doot doo.
Time to send Shrek an early invite to your Hanukkah Zoom call.
Despite what Google says, this woman is definitely not Jeff Bezos.
So far, the 25th Amendment has only been invoked for, well, uncomfortable situations.
BRB, going to add Jacinda Ardern to a list of people we'd love to smoke with ...