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New York's New Mayor Is A Complete Weirdo
He's talking about energy stones again.
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- By Eli Yudin
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9 Batman Screening Invaded By Real Bat
Wow, the sound system in here is so good it's grabbing my hair!
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- By Eli Yudin
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New NBA2K Lootbox Lawsuit Denies Children Right To Gamble
Stop treating children like babies and let them feel the rush!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Meet The World's Worst Hiker
Hello? 911? It's me from yesterday. Yes, nature has won again.
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- By Eli Yudin
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The FBI Tried (And Failed) To Catfish A Pizza Guy Into Mass Murder
No terrorism charges. Still arrested him though.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Truth Behind 4 Media Propaganda Boogeymen
The news doesn't want you to think very hard.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Ways Segregation Is Still Alive Today
Not everything is racist. But these things sure are.
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- By Michael Dawson
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Foreign Policy's Weirdest New Weapon: Memes
Will memes prevent or lead to WWIII?
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- By Nathan Williams
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Where Aren't They Now? 26 Overlooked Deaths From 2021 (Pt. 2)
RIP, Holocaust-fighting heavy metal grandma.
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- By Justin Crockett
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Ecuador's Bonkers YouTuber Mayor Is Going To Prison For 5 Years
The star of the most bizarre 9/11 tribute ever is in hot water.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Cigs Inside' Is The Latest Zoomer/Boomer Divide
How ripping cigarettes indoors catalyzed yet another generational rift.
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- By Carly Tennes
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CNN Has A 'Doomsday Video' For The End Of The World
It will be aired on our very last day.
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- By Oona O'Brien
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Meet Mr. Stubbs, Alaska's Cat Mayor
A lot of responsibility rests in his cute, fuzzy paws.
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- By Crystal Duan
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Inside The Hotel Thief Competition With A 5-Figure Price Package
Crime Pays ... only if you stayed at the Roosevelt Hotel.
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- By Crystal Duan
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What is Cuffing Season and Why Is It Called That?
Everything you need to know about cuffing season, explained.
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- By Carly Tennes
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