14 More Jokes For The Hall Of Fame

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14 More Jokes For The Hall Of Fame

I enjoy this list of interesting facts as a way of introducing my comedy, or more specifically my new material. I'm not the kind of person to tell jokes. I can't even remember the last time I told one. This is how I get my kicks these days. The format of the list of strange facts is something I'm sure you're familiar with. A series of oddities that make you raise your eyebrows, smile, or in some cases, cringe, but also make you think about them a little. The stories are all true, although you may have heard some of them before. If you enjoy this list of interesting facts and find them amusing, then you might be interested in the absurdist stand-up show I'm working on. It's called ‘Stupendous Facts To Entertain Our Brains’ and it's a kind of ‘twisted history’ of our times, using only true facts. The show is still in the early stages but, so far, it's gone well. I've done two shows and I think they went down well. There were some funny bits, although it was mainly the oddity of the material that made the audience laugh.

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