15 Coo-Coo-Bananas Facts That Really Ejected Our Warp Core
The two gods fought in an arena that was a mountain. The arena was built into the side of a great cliff, and its sides were so steep it looked like the entire mountain might collapse at any moment, which would certainly be entertaining. It was a small arena with very high walls, and the gods could not jump from the ground to reach each other. Their battle began as soon as they touched the ground at opposite sides of the arena. Each god had only one weapon – his own body.
Their first move was to leap over their own heads. Zeus soared through the air and landed on his feet on the far side of the arena. He stood tall and proud, but Hermes did not seem to notice him; he had fallen on his face on the far side of the arena and lay there laughing.
"Why the laughter?" Zeus' voice boomed.
"I just remembered something funny I heard last week. It was a list of fifteen facts, and it went ...