Cracked Archive - News

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)

The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire.


4 Ways Elections Are Even More Corrupt Than You Think

By the end of this article, you might prefer having shrapnel explode into your skull.


A Look At Our Future: 5 Nations Who Elected Their Trump

For years now, people who preach the exact same brand of hate as Trump (sometimes worse) have been winning elections and gaining power at an alarming rate all over Europe and other parts of the world.


4 Things You Should Know About Katt Williams' Breakdown

Katt Williams might be at 'crying for help' levels here.


The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)

The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.


The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)

We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?


Going Deep Undercover In A Right Wing Militia Ruined My Life

The FBI keeps pretty strict tabs on militias, for obvious reasons, which often means using paid informants such as Bill Fulton.


10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.


5 Modern Events That Actually Already Happened In The '80s

From our movies to music to even our drug epidemics, everything about this decade is screaming '80s.


10 Simple Facts To Make You Feel Better About This Election

To prevent all of us from having a rage stroke between now and November, I decided to make a quick guide to help center us during these turdulent times.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)

The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note.


6 Surprising Things I Learned Talking To Trump Supporters

Trump supporters, like Trump himself, use the "I'm rubber and you're glue" style of argumentation to great success.


6 Insane Examples Of Modern Propaganda By Major Countries

Apparently Russia has a troll factory.


5 Stories You Got Outraged About (Went Back To Being Awful)

Man, you guys sure love lions, huh?


The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)

The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'