Cracked Archive - News

5 Insane Police Forces No One Ever Talks About

I didn't intend to write three columns in a row about police and/or criminals, it just sort of happened.

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13 Things You Didn't Know You Should Know

The world is like a movie written by a dozen coked-up screenwriters, the script of which was then eaten by one of their dogs, forcing the actors to try to perform their parts by reading the shit.

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5 Reasons Police Have Probably Started The Next Civil War

Police sure are crazy in Baltimore, huh? Trick question! Police are crazy pretty much everywhere.

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6 People So Good At Sex They're Basically Magic

The best sex is always about timing.

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The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed

We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

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6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)

When will cops freaking stop killing people?

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7 World's Fairs That Became Utter Nightmares

As it turns out, when you attempt to maintain relevancy in the world, a lot of things can fail.

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27 Famous Ads You Didn't Know Were Based on Blatant Lies

There's toeing the line of honesty and then there's blasting the truth away with a bazooka.

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The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)

Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.

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6 BS Medical Stories Your Friends Shared On Facebook

Some recent medical news stories are about as accurate as the 'Plastic Surgeons Hate Her!' spam ads decorating those same articles.

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The 5 Worst Things Famous Companies Made To Train Employees

It's pretty clear that somewhere along the way, a few of the corporate training video producers of the world completely and totally lost their minds.

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15 Fictional Weapons That'd Improve The World Of Fail Videos

There's some pretty great stuff on that YouTube thing. But as funny as a lot of those videos are, they can always get better.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)

The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.

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5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits

The legal system is messed up, man.

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23 Creepy Unsolved Mysteries Nobody Can Explain

Safety is a facade. We're all going to die. Happy birthday!

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