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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)

The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire.

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By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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April 05, 2016

4 Ways Elections Are Even More Corrupt Than You Think

By the end of this article, you might prefer having shrapnel explode into your skull.

By Nick Brown
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April 04, 2016

A Look At Our Future: 5 Nations Who Elected Their Trump

For years now, people who preach the exact same brand of hate as Trump (sometimes worse) have been winning elections and gaining power at an alarming rate all over Europe and other parts of the world.

By Adam Tod Brown
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March 31, 2016

4 Things You Should Know About Katt Williams' Breakdown

Katt Williams might be at 'crying for help' levels here.

By Kathy Benjamin
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March 31, 2016

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)

The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.

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By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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March 29, 2016

The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)

We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?

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By Carolyn Burke
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March 29, 2016

Going Deep Undercover In A Right Wing Militia Ruined My Life

The FBI keeps pretty strict tabs on militias, for obvious reasons, which often means using paid informants such as Bill Fulton.

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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March 29, 2016

10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.

By Cracked Writers
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March 26, 2016

5 Modern Events That Actually Already Happened In The '80s

From our movies to music to even our drug epidemics, everything about this decade is screaming '80s.

By Adam Tod Brown
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March 24, 2016

10 Simple Facts To Make You Feel Better About This Election

To prevent all of us from having a rage stroke between now and November, I decided to make a quick guide to help center us during these turdulent times.