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So Amazon's Looking To Hire A Union Buster Now?
Requires a B.A. in Snitching or equivalent degree.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Is The New York Times' Reporter's Book Trash Journalism?
The 'New York Times' is probably still trash.
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- By Dan Duddy
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18 High-Octane Facts To Turbocharge Your Brain
Guaranteed to unleash your headpower.
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- By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
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12 Movie And General 'Now You Know' Facts To Feed Your Brain
It's time for your weekly fact infusion.
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- By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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It's Not Just The Mail; The Census Seems To Be Getting Buried Too
This isn't just a survey for data geeks. Census data determines money in your pocket.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The (Dumb) Connection Between The Fyre Festival And The Election
Sometimes, discussing modern politics can sound like you're having a very specific seizure.
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Dark Realities Of How Adult Entertainment Operates In 2020
Everything on the internet is monopoly, including the sites nobody admits to visiting.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Who Got The Ball Rolling On QAnon?
We know who helped QAnon catch on, but it doesn't make us feel any smarter.
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- By Dan Duddy
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12 'Now You Know' Facts To Make Your Brain Purr
Guaranteed 100 percent interesting.
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- By Chris Pauls, AM Smiley
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Wait, The Post Office Can Arrest People?
Steve Bannon, you rascal!
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- By Dan Duddy
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Sure Weirdly Coincidental Putin Critics Keep Getting Poisoned
It looks like someone came down with a deadly case of political opposition.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We Don't Need Susan B. Anthony To Be Pardoned
Dead women don't vote.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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National Conventions Are Pointless Wastes Of Time
Welcome to the lamest concert on Earth.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Running A Lemonade Stand Is Dangerous Work (No, Really)
When life gives you lemons, then you might get robbed.
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- By Dan Duddy
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