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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Glenn Helzer And The Children Of Thunder
For a guy who wanted to create a tranquil world full of peace and joy, Glenn Helzer sure killed a lot of people.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Melanie Maguire And Floating Suitcases
Protip: use incognito mode when browsing for helpful murder tips.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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20 Toe-Tapping Facts That Really Tuned Our Radios
They kept using the limo JFK lost his life in for several other presidents.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Boundless Facts That Really Stretched Our Horizons
Mike Judge knew “Idiocracy” was prophetic, even as he made it.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Joel Guy, Jr. And His Murder Instructions
Today we visit the intersection of incredibly evil and incredibly stupid.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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25 Strange Headlines That Leapt Right Off The Page
Lizzo melted brains by playing a crystal flute once owned by James Madison.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Hockey and Doughnuts: The Extremely Canadian Life of Tim Horton
Tim Horton is as Canadian as Kids in the Hall and silly police uniforms.
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- By Andrea Meno, Amanda Mannen
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20 Outstanding Facts That Really Beggared Our Belief
Nearly 40% of Steam games registered are never played.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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20 Now-You-Know Facts That Lifted Our Spirits
If Lucas was a better driver, we wouldn’t have ‘Star Wars.’
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Time-Bending Facts About Salvador Dali
He was exactly as weird as you think he was, and probably even weirder.
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- By Andrea Meno, Amanda Mannen
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15 More Jokes For The Hall Of Fame
Comedy is an art form. We've compiled 15 of the best jokes… or Mona Lisas, if you will.
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- By JD Roberson, Andrea Meno
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25 Twisted Headlines That Really Flipped The News Cycle
We take comfort in knowing we get more Twitch viewers than Matt Gaetz.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Quick Facts For Our Shortened Attention Spans
Guys couldn’t be dudes before Guy Fawkes.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Weirdest Food Trends of the ‘80s
The ‘80s were a crazy time for everyone.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Andrea Meno
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Saturday Night Live: 15 ‘Weekend Update’ Jokes For The Ages
The best jokes from the best part of SNL.
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- By JD Roberson, Andrea Meno
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