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'Google' Is The Top Search Term Among Bing Users, Google Says
Bing can thank Google for rescuing it from an Ask Jeeves-esque demise.
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12 60 Did You Know Facts That Will Make You The Smartest Person In The Room
From the walkmans in 'Guardians of the Galaxy' to Jim Henson's coffee-fueled pre-Muppets career, here's what you need to know.
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Why Does Wisconsin Have (Ridiculously) More Bars Than Grocery Stores
The answer actually might lie in a lobbying group: The Tavern League of Wisconsin.
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- By Andrew Wheat
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A Killer Shot A Victim In The Head ... Then Accidentally Ran Into Her Months Later
Getting shot in the head is usually the end of someone's story.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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8 Questions Internet Bozos Hate To Answer
Spoiler alert: internet bozos are not known for their philosophical consistency.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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What The Hell Is Going On With Nicki Minaj?
Swollen nuts, Met Galas, and Barbz -- oh my.
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'Beaning' Is The New Flaming Bag Of Crap On The Porch
You've heard of TP-ing, but are you ready for 'Beaning?'
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5 Economic 'Truths' It May Be Time To Rethink
The economy is pretty much unavoidable and decides the lives of basically everyone. But there are a lot of things about it that people accept as fact, which might not be true at all.
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- By Michael Dawson
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NYT OpEd Celebrates Labor Day By Proving It Knows Nothing About Sex Work
Pro Tip: Before speaking for all 42 million sex workers, maybe try actually listening to one.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Ways America's 'Masculinity Industry' Eats Men's Brains
There’s a huge industry offering everything from jewelry to body washes that will keep manliness intact. What is going on?
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- By Mark Hill
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Seinfeld Will Return To Streaming After A Long Summer Of No George
George-less summer is over -- it's time for 'hot Seinfeld fall.'
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Darth Vader Leaks From 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' Are Here And They're Creepy As Hell
This will be a day long remembered -- for its unsettling 'Star Wars' leaks.
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Xbox Exec Begs Gamers Not To Name Their Children 'Game Pass'
Bad news if you love subjecting innocent children to a lifetime of public humiliation *and* hate paying for Game Pass.
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Like Edward, 'Twilight' Never Dies (But It Shows Up In Times Like Ours)
Hang tight, spider monkey -- 'Twilight' mania is back -- and here to stay.
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Anti-Abortion Site Being Trolled— Er, Ogred By Shrek Fans
The heroes we need *and* deserve.
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