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11 Events That Have Happened As Many Times As President Trump Has Been Impeached
11 Events That Have Happened As Many Times As President Trump Has Been Impeached

To paraphrase Phineas and Ferb's Evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz --

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Brands ... Leave The Slacktivism To Your Personal Accounts
Brands ... Leave The Slacktivism To Your Personal Accounts

Just as much as a can of Pepsi isn't the cure for racism, a can of Coke isn't a fix for democracy.

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Lectern Thief's Lawyer On Explaining That Incriminating Photo: 'I'm Not a Magician'
Lectern Thief's Lawyer On Explaining That Incriminating Photo: 'I'm Not a Magician'

'But your honor, I only posed for a photo with a stolen podium during a deadly attack on the U.S. capitol!'

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'Buffalo Head Guy' Reportedly Hasn't Eaten Since Capitol Attack Arrest, Citing Lack Of Organic Jail Food
'Buffalo Head Guy' Reportedly Hasn't Eaten Since Capitol Attack Arrest, Citing Lack Of Organic Jail Food

'No red M&Ms' requests -- they're for insurgents, too!

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Some Douchecanoe Carved 'Trump' Into a Poor Manatee
Some Douchecanoe Carved 'Trump' Into a Poor Manatee

Make America Great Again ... by mutilating vulnerable marine life?

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Satisfying! Insurgents Involved In Capitol Attack Face Repercussions
Satisfying! Insurgents Involved In Capitol Attack Face Repercussions

Damn, that's crazy. Alexa, play 'That's What You Get

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The Creepy True Story Of Japan's Twitter Serial Killer
The Creepy True Story Of Japan's Twitter Serial Killer

Even by true crime standards, this story is dark.

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TikTok Teens Hope Capitol Attack Serves As A Wake Up Call To Congress To Act On School Shootings
TikTok Teens Hope Capitol Attack Serves As A Wake Up Call To Congress To Act On School Shootings

Congressional Representatives, they're (now) just like TikTok teens!

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