Fritschie Tulsa, OK
- Real Name:
- Dan Fritschie
- Member Since:
- June 29, 2015
About Me
Comedian, writer, husband, father, disher-outer, taker-inner, cranky old man in training.
15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame
“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”
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13 of the Best Dark Humor Songs from Tom Cardy
‘I send the first text in a cute way. And then I don’t reply for seven days, yeah’
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The Funniest Leslie Jones Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’
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The Funniest Kristen Wiig Moments and Characters for the Comedy Hall of Fame
Her work on ‘Saturday Night Live’ and ‘Bridesmaids’ is just scratching the surface
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The Funniest David Letterman Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
A man almost died for that Alka-Seltzer suit gag
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The Horniest, Most Groanworthy and Passive-Aggressive Attempts at Humor by TV News Reporters
‘How long until someone on television points out that during the COVID shutdown, the folks in Washington were apparently doing at home what Washington has been accused of doing to the American people?’
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52 of the Most Hilarious Jon Hamm Moments on His 52nd Birthday
‘One thing I know is that to get these things done, you’re going to need a Finger in Butts’
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The 10 Worst Jokes in Oscars History
Jimmy Kimmel is the least of it
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15 Amy Schumer Jokes and Moments for the Hall of Fame
‘I was dating an infectious disease doctor who wound up being an insane alcoholic — and that’s my thing. In most relationships, there’s one alcoholic, and then one person who’s sad about it. I wanted to be, like, the fun one’
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15 Hall of Fame Groaner Jokes from Neil Hamburger
‘How do you keep flies from landing on your Big Mac? Unwrap it’
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