Fritschie Tulsa, OK
- Real Name:
- Dan Fritschie
- Member Since:
- June 29, 2015
About Me
Comedian, writer, husband, father, disher-outer, taker-inner, cranky old man in training.
14 Iliza Shlesinger Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week’
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54 of the Funniest Patton Oswalt Jokes and Moments for His 54th Birthday
‘When I was 25, all I did was just scream, ‘Sellout! Fucking sellouts! Corporate sellout! Industry bullshit!’ I looked back on it and I realized, ‘Oh, I was screaming sellout because nobody wanted to buy what I was selling.’
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Dark Humor Jokes From Unexpected Sources
Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’
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12 Hilariously Delicious Martha Stewart Moments
‘Edward Norton takes the craft of acting very seriously. He prepared to play the Incredible Hulk by spending 30 years losing his temper and turning into a giant a**hole’
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The Funniest Jokes, Lines and Moments from ‘The Menu’
‘You will eat less than you desire and more than you deserve’
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67 Ways Bill Maher Continues to Be the Worst for His 67th Birthday
Not even your Ultra MAGA Boomer uncle is this sexist, racist, transphobic and Islamophobic
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12 Hall of Shame Moments from ‘Saturday Night Live’ Cast Members
Jimmy Fallon in blackface. Wayne and Garth mocking a 12-year-old Chelsea Clinton’s looks. Dana Carvey transforming into Camilla Parker Bowles’ tampon. Here’s the worst of the worst from Studio 8H
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10 Doug Stanhope Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘In Canada, the drinking age is 18. That’s unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them’
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The Funniest Jokes, Moments and Scenes from ‘Abbott Elementary’
‘I’m trying to teach my kindergartners the letter ‘C,’ and they are distracted by ‘Baby Shark.' It’s like ‘Back That Azz Up’ for kids’
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Jokes You Should Know from Unknown Comics
‘I was just on a flight with a medical emergency. Luckily, there were eight doctors on it, which was so comforting. But then I started thinking, ‘This is Frontier Airlines. They can’t be good doctors. This guy is f----d!’’
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