‘I was dating an infectious disease doctor who wound up being an insane alcoholic — and that’s my thing. In most relationships, there’s one alcoholic, and then one person who’s sad about it. I wanted to be, like, the fun one’
From her scene-stealing turns as Donatella Versace, Beyonce and Whitney Houston on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ to her work in ‘The Good Place’ and ‘Idiocracy,’ Rudolph is much more than just ‘the lady who took a shit in the street’
‘My yoga teacher let me do the modified version of everything. The class would do downward dog, and she’d let me eat raviolis. They’d do a child’s pose, and she’d let me take a nap in the corner. I love yoga. Namaste’
‘You wanna be a grown-ass woman? Stop dating skaters. Stop dating skaters unless you wanna wake up on a mattress in a kitchen. They’re sexy on the outside, malt liquor on the inside’
‘I’ve never been in an orgy, but I feel like it’d be like what happens when I try to play pickup basketball: No one passes me the ball, and everyone asks me to keep my shirt on’
