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4 Crapsack Things That Are Still Legal In The USA
The year is 2020.
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- By Mark Hill
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174 Flight Attendants' Uniforms Are Making Them Sick (Again)
It's apparently hard to make fly-looking clothing that won't make the flight attendants incredibly sick.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Michelin Beat A Chef's Lawsuit, And That's A Big Deal
Losing a Michelin star sucks, losing a court case over it is much, much worse.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Conspiracy Theories That Had 'Yikes' Real-World Effects
The craziest theories have a disturbing way of spilling over into real life.
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- By Alex Hanton
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4 Viral Stories With The Weirdest Plot Twists
Things get crazy when the spotlight goes out.
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- By Adam Wears
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Sea Lions Commandeer Ship, Declare War On Mankind
We need YOU to scare off 2,000 pounds of blubber.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Meet The Dystopian Toilet Designed To Make Work Suck
This toilet is a narc.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Republicans In Congress Who Are Garbage Humans
No politician is perfect, but some are more not perfect than others.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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5 Dumb Ways People In Trump's Orbit Are Trying To Cash In
The Trump presidency has attracted a dizzying array of grifters.
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- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, James Kinneen
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JetBlue Now Has ASMR (Just In Time For The Holidays)
Airports + ASMR = whaaa?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The Actual Stories Behind 5 Huge Social Media Outrages
Social media makes getting mad so convenient!
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- By Alex Hanton, Ryan Menezes
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Gigantic Hats Are The Future Of Fashion, Apparently
Sure, why not, wear giant hats, whatever.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Ways Modern Schooling Is Making Students Dumber
Who teaches the teachers?
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- By Blair Dodge, V.R. Craft, Christian Markle
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IHOP's New Fast-Casual Breakfast Joint Doesn't Get Breakfast
IHOP's opening a new breakfast-to-go concept that completely misses any and all points of breakfast.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Walmart Is Too Lame To Pull Off That Cocaine Snowman Sweater
Because Walmart is a dork store.
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- By Luis Prada
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