Cracked Archive - News

Donald Trump's Method For Covering Up Bad News With Tweets

If you dig into Trump's tweets, as I've had the misfortune of doing, you'll notice a trend.


4 Facts Of Life In A Town That’s Constantly Bombed By Drones

We talked to Muhammad about living in a sneak preview of a horrifying Skynet future. Here's what we learned.


The Electoral College's Rules Are More Dated Than We Thought

Is the Electoral College a useful check built in for good reasons, or is it an antiquated and insane system that is a stain on our national honor, like the Nielsen ratings system?


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/13/16)

The weekly news cycle is like a fast food restaurant ball pit -- colorful, exciting, and surprisingly full of crap.


6 Dumb Myths The Media Spreads Every Holiday Season

There's no holiday tradition more universal than bunk news shared by worried grandmas and angry moralists.


22 People Who Are Actively Making The World Less Terrible

As crazy as 2016 was, a lot of great things did happen.


The Truth About That Conservative Lady On The Daily Show

Way to go, internet, you screwed up again.


12 Terrible Things Experts Predicted (That Never Happened)

Scientists say a lot of scary, crazy stuff, man.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/6/16)

The media seems to exist in some kind of bizarro universe where nothing is canon.


What Free Speech Doesn't Give You The Right To Say

The standards for free speech people use on the internet are finally catching up to all other forms of human interaction.


A Handy Field Guide To Spotting Awful World Leaders

Grab your binoculars and look around. You'll see and hear the cawing from a wild politician attempting to have its voice heard, mate, or possibly a combination of both.


5 Signs Donald Trump Is Going To Hate The Next Four Years

The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.