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Burger King Is Embracing Mold Now
There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.
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0 Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Monopolies That Hate The Average American
(Fixed rate) power to the people!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Hamas Is 'Hacking' Israeli Soldiers With Catfishing
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Real, Weirdo Video Games Starring The 2020 Presidential Candidates
Time to drop into gaming's deepest, lamest, weirdest corners.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Love Can Be Scary And Confusing ... Just Like A Valentine Clown
What is love if not playing cruel tricks on your beloved and laughing when they pee?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Daniel The Golden Retriever Deserved Better At Westminster
How can we have a 'best dog,' really?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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'Birds Of Prey' Got A Title Change Because Moviegoers Are Apparently Idiots
Our collective attention spans couldn't make it past 'Fantabulous.'
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- By Amanda Mannen
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6 Sleazy Tactics Tech Companies Use To Get Ahead
Plenty of tech giants have been punished for their scams by ... uh ... getting even richer.
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- By Alex Hanton
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At What Point Does A 'Firework' Constitute A Bomb?
Colorful boom-booms are a sight to behold, but we kinda worry about the untrained copycat fireworks enthusiast.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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A Brief History Of Why America's Healthcare System Sucks
Isn't it kind of weird that your boss can decide whether you die of cancer?
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- By E.M. Caris
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Harmless Hobbies That Are Being Rocked By Controversy
Some things that appear fun and wacky have dark secrets at their core.
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- By James Freeth
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Media Scandals From Around The World (That Make America Look Sane)
Media vs. government. Whoever wins, we lose.
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- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Abraham Mireles
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Netflix Is Finally Letting Us Disable Autoplaying Trailers, But Why?
Listening to your customers? Why would anyone do that?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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