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5 Cities Around The World Dealing With Surprising Problems
And you thought Portland was weird.
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34 Kim Jong-un Is Definitely Not Dead, So ... Who Will Take Over?
Who will be North Korea's Next Top Tyrant?
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Why We Need To Hear Both Sides Of 'The Bleach Debate'
'The New York Times' makes us consider if there are experts out there who think drinking bleach is ok.
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- By Dan Duddy
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This Yelling Man Is Pure Catharsis
This guy does an epic rant like no other.
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- By Riley Simmons
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Boston Runner Completes A Marathon And Ends Up With A Typo
Boston Strog -- a rallying cry for anyone missing big events they'd had planned during all this.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Reasons The Cruise Business Should Go To The Bottom
When vacations come back, do anything else!
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- By Cedric Voets
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'Liberate' Protestors Are The Dumbest Thing That Could Have Happened Right Now
No needs to listen to this tiny group of morons trying to get you sick.
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- By Luis Prada
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We'd Be Better Off With Dr. Pepper Than These 'Doctors'
Celebrity doctors are more dangerous now than ever, which makes us wonder, did we ever need them in the first place?
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- By Riley Simmons
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New Boogeyman For Conspiracy Loons: Bill Gates
Bill Gates, of all people, is somehow being blamed for this pandemic.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Unassuming Small Businesses That Hid Big-Time Scams
These were small businesses, but big time crooks.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Goodbye Land O'Lakes Butter Lady. You Won't Be Missed.
It's about time we just let Mia retire.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Dude Handed Drive-Thru Employees $40k
Here's the type of Instagram challenge we can all get behind.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pope Scotch Comment (Stupidly) Stricken From History
All you ever hear about in Catholicism is wine, wine, wine. Pope Francis has other ideas.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Does Anyone In The White House Understand How Money Works?
The stimulus package is like putting a bandaid on the bleeding stump where your arm got ripped off.
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- By Riley Simmons
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Pennsylvania's Liquor Laws Aren't Helping Right Now
Pennsylvania's Prohibition-era alcohol infrastructure is causing an interstate commerce crisis.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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