Cracked Archive - News
The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'
What is even going on right now?
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
-
70
70 Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery
The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.
- Authors
- By Isaac Cabe
- Published
- Comments
- 96
Tom DeLonge Was Right About UFOs, And Harry Reid Says There's More
It's hard to get the government to admit anything these days, but here we are.
- Authors
- By Isaac Cabe
- Published
- Comments
- 53
Georgia Puts Its Own Laws Behind A Paywall, Supreme Court Says Shut Up
Freedom isn't free, but in Georgia neither are the laws.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
- 37
George Is Buckling Down On 'The Winds Of Winter'
George R.R. Martin might finally have the impetus to finish his damn book.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
- 21
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
5 Cities Around The World Dealing With Surprising Problems
And you thought Portland was weird.
- Authors
- By Aquiles Cacho
- Published
- Comments
- 34
Kim Jong-un Is Definitely Not Dead, So ... Who Will Take Over?
Who will be North Korea's Next Top Tyrant?
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
- 28
Why We Need To Hear Both Sides Of 'The Bleach Debate'
'The New York Times' makes us consider if there are experts out there who think drinking bleach is ok.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
- 141
This Yelling Man Is Pure Catharsis
This guy does an epic rant like no other.
- Authors
- By Riley Simmons
- Published
- Comments
- 28
Boston Runner Completes A Marathon And Ends Up With A Typo
Boston Strog -- a rallying cry for anyone missing big events they'd had planned during all this.
- Authors
- By Isaac Cabe
- Published
- Comments
- 17
Reasons The Cruise Business Should Go To The Bottom
When vacations come back, do anything else!
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
- 74
'Liberate' Protestors Are The Dumbest Thing That Could Have Happened Right Now
No needs to listen to this tiny group of morons trying to get you sick.
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
- 176
We'd Be Better Off With Dr. Pepper Than These 'Doctors'
Celebrity doctors are more dangerous now than ever, which makes us wonder, did we ever need them in the first place?
- Authors
- By Riley Simmons
- Published
- Comments
- 56
New Boogeyman For Conspiracy Loons: Bill Gates
Bill Gates, of all people, is somehow being blamed for this pandemic.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
- 60
5 Unassuming Small Businesses That Hid Big-Time Scams
These were small businesses, but big time crooks.
- Authors
- By Alex Hanton
- Published
- Comments
- 40
