You know what? After the 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce debacle, I don't want to hear a single complaint about glitter coffee.
No, trump didn't overfeed a bunch of Koi fish on his trip to Japan. But there were still a few prize turd comments coming out of that trip.
Every week it's reported that something is good ... or REALLY bad for you.
I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.'
We can't assume that the mere presence of light would stop sexual assault.
Stop ... Hammer Time.
The news just doesn’t get any better than this. Which is kind of depressing when you think about it.
Winner winner chicken ... ugh ...
If you asked me to trade in the sanctity of our democracy to see Jesus arm-wrestle Satan, I would.
More like 'Lying King' ...
Why did this suddenly become the month we exposed an industry so fraught with scandal that Variety now reads like a newspaper crime section?
A child getting small amounts of candy handouts from all of her neighbors is like the definition of socialism.
Truly, a terrifying look into the mind of a cold blooded killer.
If your business can be crippled by black people protesting injustice, you probably aren't running a great business.
I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there.