Cracked Archive - News

We're only a short time away from seeing what President Donald Jayden Trump looks like when he's doin' the do.

• By Adam Wears
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• April 03, 2018

We’re here to help you keep up with the torrent of Hollywood news.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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• April 03, 2018

How much does healthcare cost in the USA?

• By Evan V. Symon
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• March 29, 2018

Look out guys, we’re about to mess with your T.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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• March 27, 2018

Mackinac, where horses and bicycles are kings and cars are unwelcome beasts.

• By Evan V. Symon
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• March 25, 2018

All the crazy stuff those crazy famous people are doing right now.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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• March 20, 2018

There are superpowers hidden in that weird time when your brain is becoming sharp enough to function as an adult but you haven't quite learned the rules.

• By Kristi Harrison
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• March 16, 2018

Weird isn't a weird enough word to describe these stories.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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• March 13, 2018

It's so much easier to assume Reddit got it right.

• By James Kinneen, E.M. Caris, S. Aslam
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• March 12, 2018

Laws keep registered sex offenders from living anywhere near where children gather, which means there are only tiny areas where they can live.

• By Evan V. Symon
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• March 11, 2018

You’re going to need to stock up on tinfoil, for this one.

• By Scott Laffey
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• March 10, 2018

Hollywood has been just super busy, guys.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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• March 06, 2018

Gun enthusiasts and action figure collectors aren't that different when you think about it.

• By Adam Wears
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• March 05, 2018

This is what’s good and bad for you until the scientists change their minds again.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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• February 27, 2018

The future is far sillier than science fiction could have predicted.

• By Mark Hill
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• February 22, 2018