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Honest Headlines: 15 News Articles Minus The Nuance

Honest Headlines: 15 News Articles Minus The Nuance

May 18, 2021

15 headlines that are currently failing out of a journalism program:

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen 260-pound black bear struck, killed in Kentucky car crash May 14, 2021 MULDRAUGH, Ky. (AP) A 262-pound (119-kilogram) black bea en it was struck by a car along a Kentucky road, according to the state of Fish and Wildlife. AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Smokey the Bear gives up, throws himself into traffic MULDRAUGH, Ky. (AP) - A , 262-pound (119-kilogram) black beardied was struck by a car along a Kentucky road, according to the state of GRACKED. — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Murphy: NJ schools will open full-time, in person in fall an hour ago TRENTON, N.J. (AP) - New Jersey schools will be open full-time erson in the new school year, Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy said Monda AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen NJ parents finally able to take a @S#% in peace TRENTON, N.J. (AP) - New Jersey schools will be open full-time and in in the new school year, Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy said Mond GRACKED conference on the COVID outbreak the — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Japanese tycoon planning space station visit, then moon trip By MARCIA DUNN May 13, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Being rich continues to kick ass By MARCIA DUNN May 13, 2021 CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Groups call for reintroduction of jaguars in US Southwest By SUSAN MONTOYA BRYAN yesterday AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Bunch of jaguars about to get shot CRACKED.COM .COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines The Washington Dost sections Democracy Dies in Darkness Capital Weather Gang Designed for disaster: These homes can withstand a Category ! 5 hurricane As climate change fuels more intense storms. Deltec and other companies build hurricane-proof homes The Washington Post Sections eyud29 Democracy Dies in Darkness Capital Weather Gang JINX ALERT: These homes are as good as gone GRACKED.COM — Source: Washington Post

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Honest Headlines The Washington Dost sections = Democracy Dies in Darkness Tech Consumer Tech Future of Transportation Innovations Internet Culture Space Tech Technology Bill Gates acknowledges an affair with an employee, which Microsoft investigated The confirmation of the affair and investigation comes two weeks aft Melinda French Gates announced plans to divorce Listen to article min The Washington Dost sections Democracy Dies in Darkness Tech Consumer Tech Future of Transportation Innovations Internet Culture Space Tech Bill Gates in trouble after distributing private hardware The confirmation of the affair and investigation comes two weeks after Gates Melinda French Gates announced plans — Source: Washington Post

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen As prisons close, communities look to repurpose buildings By PAT EATON-ROBB today AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Welcome to the world's most secure Chuck E. Cheese GRACKED GOM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Biden cancels Trump's planned 'Garden of American Heroes' By ZEKE MILLER May 14. , 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Biden explains that this is just called a cemetery. By ZEKE MILLER May 14. 2021 GRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Alabama tourism agency launches civil rights podcast May 15, 2021 MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP). -Alabama's state tourism agency has a podcast that both tells stories about the civil rights movement an es people to visit places linked to the era. AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Alabama tourism agency googles civil rights?? in preparation for podcast MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - Alabama's state tourism agency has launck podcast that both tells stories about the civil rights movement a GRACKED linked to the era. — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Middle school teacher charged with growing marijuana in yard May 13, 2021 LELAND, N.C. (AP) - A middle school teacher in North Carolix quantities of marijuana using a greenhouse at her home. .authorities said. AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Middle schooler teacher suddenly gains entire class's respect May 13, 2021 LELAND,N.C.(AP)- A middle school teacher in North Carolin CRACKEDo COM Ising a greenhouse at her home, authorities — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen As GOP restricts voting, Democrats move to expand access By ANTHONY IZAGUIRRE yesterday AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Democracy trying to decide if they should let EVERYONE vote By ANTHONY IZAGUIRRE yesterday CRACKED — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen AP PHOTOS: Icelandic volcanic eruption a 'wonder of nature' yesterday AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Not how I would describe it, respond petrified corpses of Pompeii yesterday GRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Some proms are back, with masks, testing and distancing By MICHAEL CASEY and CEDAR ATTANASIO May 13, 2021 AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen CDC encourages grinding teens to leave space for Jesus, COVID CRACKED — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Supreme Court to take up major abortion rights challenge By MARK SHERMAN 8 minutes ago AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Motion to rename Supreme Court Embryo Debate Club CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Honest Headlines AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen S.C. county could cut money from group over naked statues 9 minutes ago GREENVILLE, S.C. (AP) - Officials in South Carolina's most aty may cut money to a community group after complaints about an of am exhibit AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen South Carolina worried statues are going to make everyone horny g minutes ago GREENVILLE, S.C. (AP) - Officials in South Carolina's most nty GRACKEDO .COM munity group after complaints about an art bit of — Source: AP

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