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'I'm Not A Cat': Lawyer Accidentally Uses Kitten Filter During 'Zoom' Court Appearance
It was a hearing they'd never for*kit*
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 09, 2021
6 Things The Weeknd's 'Super Bowl' Halftime Show Looked Like, According to Twitter
From 'Star Wars' creatures to us looking for our moms at the grocery store, this year's halftime was very eventful.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 08, 2021
Anti-Conservative Social Media Biases Are a Myth, Researchers Find
Who'da thunk? Pretty much anyone who actually looked at the numbers.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 04, 2021
Middle School Teachers Placed on Leave For Asking Pupils How They'd 'Punish' Slaves
The American education system, folks!
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 04, 2021
Texas Officials Apologize After Accidentally Sending Chucky Doll Emergency Alert
... Did Texas learn nothing from Hawaii's ballistic missile fiasco?
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 04, 2021
Spinach Can Now Send Emails, NewsLETTUCErs to Scientists
Spinach can now officially slide into your DMs.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 03, 2021
Myanmar's Military Coup is An Accidental Backdrop In PE Teacher's Viral Dance Video
Awkward ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 03, 2021
Real-Life 'Wolf of Wall Street,' Jordan Belfort Offers 'Advice' For Redditors Amid GameStonks Controversy
*insert money chant here*
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 02, 2021
BREAKING: People Are Apparently Eating Absurd Amounts of 'Grape-Nuts' Cereal
It's official -- we've turned into our fiber-obsessed grandparents.
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 01, 2021
Reddit Stonks: Netizens Troll Securities Industry With Brutal Billboards, Airplane Banners
Tell us how you really feel ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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- February 01, 2021
Reddit Investors Troll Wall Street Execs By Skyrocketing GameStop, AMC Stocks, Robinhood's Reaction Disappoints
You know you've royally screwed up when AOC, the Zodiac Killer, and Davey Day Trader all agree on how terribly you are
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- By Carly Tennes
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- January 28, 2021
7 Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Grifter Trump Kids' Books
Won't someone think of the children('s reading material)!
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- By Mark Hill
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- January 28, 2021
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