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6 Things The Weeknd's 'Super Bowl' Halftime Show Looked Like, According to Twitter
6 Things The Weeknd's 'Super Bowl' Halftime Show Looked Like, According to Twitter

From 'Star Wars' creatures to us looking for our moms at the grocery store, this year's halftime was very eventful.

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Anti-Conservative Social Media Biases Are a Myth, Researchers Find
Anti-Conservative Social Media Biases Are a Myth, Researchers Find

Who'da thunk? Pretty much anyone who actually looked at the numbers.

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Texas Officials Apologize After Accidentally Sending Chucky Doll Emergency Alert
Texas Officials Apologize After Accidentally Sending Chucky Doll Emergency Alert

... Did Texas learn nothing from Hawaii's ballistic missile fiasco?

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Spinach Can Now Send Emails, NewsLETTUCErs to Scientists
Spinach Can Now Send Emails, NewsLETTUCErs to Scientists

Spinach can now officially slide into your DMs.

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BREAKING: People Are Apparently Eating Absurd Amounts of 'Grape-Nuts' Cereal
BREAKING: People Are Apparently Eating Absurd Amounts of 'Grape-Nuts' Cereal

It's official -- we've turned into our fiber-obsessed grandparents.

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Reddit Investors Troll Wall Street Execs By Skyrocketing GameStop, AMC Stocks, Robinhood's Reaction Disappoints
Reddit Investors Troll Wall Street Execs By Skyrocketing GameStop, AMC Stocks, Robinhood's Reaction Disappoints

You know you've royally screwed up when AOC, the Zodiac Killer, and Davey Day Trader all agree on how terribly you are

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7 Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Grifter Trump Kids' Books
7 Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Grifter Trump Kids' Books

Won't someone think of the children('s reading material)!

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