It was a hearing they'd never for*kit*
From 'Star Wars' creatures to us looking for our moms at the grocery store, this year's halftime was very eventful.
Who'da thunk? Pretty much anyone who actually looked at the numbers.
The American education system, folks!
... Did Texas learn nothing from Hawaii's ballistic missile fiasco?
Spinach can now officially slide into your DMs.
*insert money chant here*
It's official -- we've turned into our fiber-obsessed grandparents.
Tell us how you really feel ...
You know you've royally screwed up when AOC, the Zodiac Killer, and Davey Day Trader all agree on how terribly you are
Won't someone think of the children('s reading material)!