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Ikea's Newest Influencer Is a CGI Instagram Model
Ikea should probably start selling black mirrors after this ad campaign.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 25, 2020
Man Dies From Eating Too Much Licorice Because, Well, Murphy's Law
Are you one of those certifiably weird people that actually like licorice? We've got some bad news, people.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 25, 2020
Guy Who Claims To Be Second Coming of Christ Arrested In Russia
The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 24, 2020
A 12-Pack Of Interesting Movie & General 'Now You Know' Facts
It's time to quench your brain.
- By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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- September 24, 2020
Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Works As A Stealth Lesbian Love Song
Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 24, 2020
Who Is Responsible For The First Selfie? A Scientific Investigation
Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom?
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 23, 2020
Asbestos, Canada Struggles to Find a Name Better Than 'Asbestos'
Intercourse, Pennsylvania has some stiff competition.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 23, 2020
The Mods of New Jersey's Official Twitter Account Deserves A Raise
Yes, the northeastern state of New Jersey, lovingly dubbed 'The Armpit of America' has a crackerjack Twitter.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 22, 2020
5 Recent News Stories Which Wound Up Having Bizarre Twists
Stories keep evolving, revealing layer after layer of weirdness.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- September 22, 2020
Flights To Nowhere Are Now A Thing Because 2020
All the stress of air travel, without any of the vacation destinations!
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 22, 2020
The Actual Reason Costco's Hot Dog And Soda Combo Is $1.50
Several billion years from now, a hot dog and a soda will cost $1.50 at Costco.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 21, 2020
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Played Fantasy Baseball (And Talked Trash)
Even RBG had her savage moments, especially when it came to fantasy sports.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 21, 2020
A Bunny Expert Classifying Rabbits Is Oddly Hypnotic, Wholesome
Sometimes you just gotta watch a calm man talk about the roundness of little bunnies.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 21, 2020
'Hype Houses' Are Just Zoomer Communes
I'll take 'Late-Stage Capitalism' for 500, Alex.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 18, 2020
Broke Rat-Man Chuck E. Cheese Seeks To Destroy 7 Billion Prize Tickets
That's almost enough for one large stuffed animal!
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 17, 2020
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