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Cracked Archive - News

Dude, It's Only June.

2020 is a year we'll never forget and it's not even half over.

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LAPD's Commissioner Getting Clowned On Zoom Was Delightful

For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.

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'Blackout Tuesday' Immediately Sank Because White Supporters Couldn't Shut Up

Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.

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Shut The F Up About Looting Macy's

How do you compare the destruction of large retail chains to what happens to Black people everyday? I don't know, but people are trying.

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Darkly Funny Moments That It's OK To Laugh At

There's a fine line between screaming and laughing.

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K-Pop Stans And Hackers Are Sabotaging Cops With Music Bombs

A pitched battle.

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Workplace Horror Stories From Famous Companies

Every company has its embarrassing secrets, these are even worse.

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Jeffrey Epstein Had An 'Egg-Shaped Penis'

There's nothing wrong with having an egg-shaped penis, like Jeffrey Epstein.

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News That Proves We Are Getting There

Progress isn't slow. The rest of the world has just slowed down.

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Unexpected Groups That Are Getting Torn Apart By Drama

Small communities, major drama.

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Uh ... Trump Doesn't Have The Power To Label ANTIFA A Terrorist Organization

But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.

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A Matrix Style Download Of Next Level Facts

Let us help you win at small talk.

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The U.S. Riots Were Always Going To Happen, And Chile Proves It

All of this already happened in Chile, from the riots to sexy Spider-Man.

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Totally WTF Criminal Schemes (You Won't Believe Are True)

These guys make Joe Exotic look like Joe Boring.

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Anti-Vaxxers Are More Organized Than You Think

It's not just soccer moms anymore.

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