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Jerry Stiller Is Gone, But Frank Costanza Remains
It can't be understated how funny this guy was.
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- By Dan Duddy
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14 Buffets Are Pretty Much Dead
No Country For Old Country Buffets
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- By Dan Duddy
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Grubhub's Playing The Long Game Against Dine-In
Grubhub is clearly trying to be the Amazon of take-out.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Study: Hey, Maybe Universal Basic Income Isn't The Worst Idea Ever
It's worth taking a look at how a Universal Basic Income would actually impact people in the real world.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Why Trump Can Just Get Away With It
Not even the history books will bring Trump and his allies the justice they deserve.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Venezuelan Coup Attempt Is One of The Dumbest Stories In A While
It's like a coup lead by the gang from 'It's Always Sunny.'
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- By Luis Prada
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Everyday Stuff America Sucks At (Compared To Everybody Else)
Sweating the small stuff.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Why Doesn’t Trump Wear A Mask
Trump's refusal to wear a mask isn't just another gaffe.
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- By Dan Duddy
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You Can't Skateboard On A Highway, No Matter How Cool It Looks
No matter how sick this looks, it will absolutely get you fined and/or killed.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Disneyland Shanghai's Reopening Is A Sad Look At The Future Of Vacations
Disneyland Shanghai might be the perfect testing ground for how vacations will look for a long time.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Don't Let 'Big Meat' Freak You Out Over Shortages
America's always had a history of lying about its meat, and that's gotta stop.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Mississippi Blew Money For The Poor On Brett Favre And Pro Wrestlers
Brett Favre was apparently handed more money than an NFL practice squad QB to skip speaking engagements.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Someone Is Killing Russian Doctors And Not Even Trying To Hide It
But who on Earth could it be?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Stupid Cons That Actually Worked For A While
You too can own all of UPS just by filling out some forms!
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- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Julia Lange, Tee Ngin Rui, W.H. Thomas
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9/11 First Responders Got Screwed Over. Today's Frontline Workers Will Get Screwed Even Worse
Our heroes are going to be screwed. Again.
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- By Dan Duddy
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