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The 'Infinity War' Trailer Is Great, So Were These 6 Others
The 'Avengers: Infinity War' trailer just came out. So let's rejoice about that for a bit.
- By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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- November 29, 2017
Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 29, 2017
Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 29, 2017
Marvel's Teaser Trailer Is An Ad For An Ad, Made Up Of Ads
Marvel Studios has done the impossible.
- By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
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- November 28, 2017
Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 28, 2017
Prisons Ban Shakespearean Love Sonnets But Allow Mein Kampf
The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 28, 2017
The One Good Thing That Could Come From The NYT Nazi Piece
The New York Times wrote an article profiling a Nazi this weekend, and man, did that not go over well.
- By Tim Hawkman, Ian Fortey
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- November 27, 2017
Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than A Goldfish's
I wake up every day a blank slate.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 27, 2017
Inventor of Substitute Phones Is Too Optimistic About Humans
We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 27, 2017
'Inspirational' News Stories That Are Anything But
This is a news genre that normalizes tragedy, papering over economic flaws and pathetic gaps in social services by looking up 'inspiring' in the thesaurus.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 25, 2017
16 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know
Completely true facts to spice up your small talk game.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- November 25, 2017
Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Family And Loved Ones!
It's that time of year again!
- By CRACKED Staff, Katie Goldin
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- November 24, 2017
The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 11/24
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- November 24, 2017
Watch Your Back Mark Wahlberg: DARPA Is Making Spy Plants
There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ...
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 22, 2017
How Did This Suggestive Statue Get Past Quality Control?
What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 22, 2017
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