Cracked Archive - News

You Can Get These On Amazon Prime, But Would You Want To?

It's Amazon Prime Day! I was just clicking around in there and found bargains so shockingly low that I'm worried I might go to jail for stealing.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (7/16/2017)

What is everyone on your social media feed up in arms about today? Right now, it's this.

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14 Infuriating News Stories That Got Buried By Nonsense

There's a lot more going out there to get angry about that doesn't involve Donald Trump.

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6 Ways We Try To Make Sense Of Trump By Simplifying Him

Whether it's as a genius businessman, pawn of the Russians, or Buffoon of the Apocalypse, everyone has their preferred version of Donald Trump.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/11/17)

Some weeks the news comes at you like a wrestler with a folding chair.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/4/17)

Look, we get it. You'd rather go through a full TSA screening than keep up with the news.

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Why We Shouldn't Celebrate Spicer's Exit From The Podium

No doubt, Sean Spicer's six-month performance will become a cult classic.

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Why Trump's Tough-As-Nails Man Lawyer Is Undefeatable

John Dowd is like your grandpa if your grandpa was a pissed-off homunculus forged from every Alpha Beta in the 1987 classic 'Revenge Of The Nerds.'

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/27/17)

Some weeks the news plays like an episode of 'Lost' -- and not that first season where it sorta made sense.

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