It's Amazon Prime Day! I was just clicking around in there and found bargains so shockingly low that I'm worried I might go to jail for stealing.
There's a lot more going out there to get angry about that doesn't involve Donald Trump.
Whether it's as a genius businessman, pawn of the Russians, or Buffoon of the Apocalypse, everyone has their preferred version of Donald Trump.
Some weeks the news comes at you like a wrestler with a folding chair.
Look, we get it. You'd rather go through a full TSA screening than keep up with the news.
No doubt, Sean Spicer's six-month performance will become a cult classic.
John Dowd is like your grandpa if your grandpa was a pissed-off homunculus forged from every Alpha Beta in the 1987 classic 'Revenge Of The Nerds.'
Some weeks the news plays like an episode of 'Lost' -- and not that first season where it sorta made sense.