Cracked Archive - News
Honest Headlines: 15 Titles With A Twist
We fixed the news!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Parents of Children Named Alexa Beg Amazon to Change Home Assistant's Name
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Onion Predicted The U.S. Military Would Leave Afghanistan In The Middle of the Night Ten Years Ago
The psychics at 'The Onion' strike again!
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Trivia Tidbits To Lob Out At That Late Season Holiday Party
Sometimes, celebs die in the freakiest of freak accidents.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Police Officer Blasts Taylor Swift's Music To Keep Protester's Video Off Social Media
Ugh
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- By Carly Tennes
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Getting Back To Normal At Your Own Pace Is Okay: Lessons From A Warzone
IEDs and snipers are indeed different from infectious diseases, but the mental toll they can have on us is oddly similar, given what I'm seeing.
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- By Cristian Ramirez
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Former Trump Aide Launches New Free Speech Social Media Platform
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Bits Of Cool Trivia To Impress The Plebs
Turns out, McDonald’s is the breakfast (and lunch and dinner) of champions.
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- By Andrea Meno
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The Gig Economy Has Apparently Taken On Getting Your Stuff Back From Your Ex
No, they won't break up with your partner for you.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Walmart to Begin Selling Low-Cost Insulin, Further Proving American Healthcare System is Screwed
The American healthcare system, folks!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tucker Carlson Says NSA Is Spying On Him, Attempting To Take His Fox News Show 'Off The Air'
Okay, Tucker.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Honest Headlines: 15 Reports, Re-Jiggered
We fixed the news! Sort of!
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Randomly Picked, Engrossing Nuggets Of Knowledge
Dolly Parton is even more of a heroine than we thought.
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- By Andrea Meno
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What's The Deal With #FreeBritney
A quick overview of the conspiracy theory turned terrifying legal reality of Britney Spears.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Ringo Starr Drops Trademark Lawsuit Against Makers of Ring O Adult Toy
It seems the certifiably average drummer took a word of wisdom from his 'ol pal look-alike Paul McCartney and decided to "Let It Be."
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- By Carly Tennes
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