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The 'Infinity War' Trailer Is Great, So Were These 6 Others

The 'Avengers: Infinity War' trailer just came out. So let's rejoice about that for a bit.

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Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.

Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.

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Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat

I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.

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Marvel's Teaser Trailer Is An Ad For An Ad, Made Up Of Ads

Marvel Studios has done the impossible.

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Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential

What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.

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Prisons Ban Shakespearean Love Sonnets But Allow Mein Kampf

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.

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The One Good Thing That Could Come From The NYT Nazi Piece

The New York Times wrote an article profiling a Nazi this weekend, and man, did that not go over well.

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Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than A Goldfish's

I wake up every day a blank slate.

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Inventor of Substitute Phones Is Too Optimistic About Humans

We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.

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'Inspirational' News Stories That Are Anything But

This is a news genre that normalizes tragedy, papering over economic flaws and pathetic gaps in social services by looking up 'inspiring' in the thesaurus.

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16 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know

Completely true facts to spice up your small talk game.

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The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 11/24

We follow the news, so you don't have to.

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Watch Your Back Mark Wahlberg: DARPA Is Making Spy Plants

There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ...

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How Did This Suggestive Statue Get Past Quality Control?

What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?

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