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Michael Bay's Dora The Explorer Movie Is For Who, Exactly?

Dora the Explorer is getting that gritty, live-action reboot we've all hoped and dreamed for.


What It's Like To Eat Taco Bell's Experimental Food

Word around social media circles is that Taco Bell might soon be releasing something called the Chocoladilla.


A Zoo Is Bribing A Weird Panda With Sex

This panda is outta control!


Starbucks Released A New Holiday Cup. Everybody Panic!

The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.


4 Reasons Sexual Assault Victims Don't Step Forward

#MeToo asked women to just step forward and align themselves with fellow survivors, and even that simple act was tough.


The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/24/17)

The news is like pumpkin spice -- inescapable and a little sickening.


29 Huge Social Media Gaffes By Huge Companies

There's a reason Social Media 101 classes are popping up in schools everywhere.