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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Drought woes in dry US West July 4 celebrated by turning raise July 4 fireworks fears entire US into giant firework By LINDSAY WHITEHURST yesterday By LINDSAY WHITEHURST yesterday Notices Drew FIREWORKS City RESTRICTION SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - Many Americans SALT LAKE CITY (AP) Many Americans aching for normalcy as pandemic estrictions aching for normalcy as pandemic restricti end are looking forward to trad end are looking forward to traditional July fireworks. But with a historic July fireworks. But with a his the U.S. West and

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen State TV: NKoreans heartbroken NKoreans confused by over Kim's 'emaciated looks' meaning of emaciated By HYUNG-JIN KIM today By HYUNG- KIM today SEOUL, South Korea (AP) - Heartbroken North SEOUL, South Korea (AP) - Heartbroken North Koreans have been worrying tearfully about leader Koreans have been worrying tearfully about leader Kim Jong Un's emaciated looks, state media Kim Jong Un's emaciated looks, state media quoted a local resident as saying, in a rare quoted a local resident as saying, in a rare acknowledgement of foreign spec acknowledgement of foreign speculation

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen NYC Pride ban on uniformed Cops unable to celebrate the police reflects a deeper tension diversity of their beatings By DEEPTI HAJELA June 25. 2021 By DEEPTI HAJELA June 25. 2021 NEW YORK (AP) - For decades, when LGBTQ NEW YORK (AP) For decades, when LGBTQ people have gathered to take part in New York people have gathered to take part in New City's annual Pride march, they City's annual Pride march, they've mad presence known with every color presence known with every clothing imaginable. clothing imaginable.

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Amish put faith in God's will and Goodbye, Amish herd immunity over vaccine By JOHN SEEWER today By JOHN SEEWER today When health care leaders in the heart of When health care leaders in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country beg eving Pennsylvania Dutch country began laying strategy to distribute COVID-19 strategy to distribute COVID-1 knew it would be a tough sell with knew it would be a tough se who tend to be wary of prevent who tend to be wary of preventr and government

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Microsoft debuts Windows 11, Microsoft debuts new update first major update in 6 years window to ignore By MATT O'BRIEN June 24, 2021 By MATT O'BRIEN June 24. 2021 Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft has unveiled the next generation of Microsoft has unveiled the next generation its Windows software, called Win WS 11, its Windows software called Windows has sleeker visual features and has sleeker visual features and more third-party apps. third-party apps. The newest version of Microsof The newest version of Microsoft nip CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Streets renamed for Isley These streets were made Brothers in 2 New Jersey towns for ing By DAVID PORTER June 25. 2021 By DAVID PORTER June .2021 Way Way Isley Brothers Isley Brothers TEANECK, N.J. (AP) Through the flag TEANECK, N.J. (AP) - Through the flag twirlers and the gospel choir and seemingly twirlers and the gospel choir and the see endless proclamations from lo endless proclamations from local offie Ernie Isley was able to reduce to he Ernie Isley was able to redue the honor of

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Virgin Galactic gets FAA's OK to Meet the world's coolest form launch customers to space of assisted suicide By MARCIA DUNN June 25. 2021 By MARCIA DUNN June 25, 2021 CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) - Virgin CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) Virgin Galactic finally has the federal government's Galactic finally has the federal government's approval to start launching customers into approval to start launching customers into space from New Mexico. space from New Mexico. Richard Branson's rocketship COA Richard Branson's rocketship announced the Federal Aviation announced the Federal

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen WVa resort trying to set record Child waits 35 minutes for longest plastic slide for lifeguard to give go signal today today DAVIS, W.Va. (AP) - A West Virginia resort is offering one heck of a long plastic water slide. Canaan Valley Resort will be the host site where 100 people in attendance will be given the opportunity to ride the 2,021-foot (616-meter) -slide Thursday. The ride is being built by Natural Light Beer. Resort General Manager Sam England said in a Resort General Manager Sam England

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen 1st post-pandemic cruise ship Future ghost ship sets sail from US sails away By ADRIANA GOMEZ LICON and MARTA By ADRIANA GOMEZ LICON and MARTA LAVANDIER LAVANDIER June 26. 2021 June 26,2021 FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) The cruise ship to leave a U.S. port SIN cruise ship to leave a U.S. port coronavirus pandemic brought th a coronavirus pandemic broug to 15 5-month standstill sailed away 15 -month standstill sailed away rday board CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen J&J agrees to pay $230M to settle J& hoard of blood money New York opioid claim reduced slightly June 26. 2021 June 26, 2021 NEW YORK (AP) -Johnson & Johnson has NEW YORK (AP) -Johnson & Johnson has agreed to pay $230 million to New York state to agreed to pay $230 million to New York state to settle claims that the pharmaceutical giant settle claims that the pharmaceutical giant helped fuel the opioid crisis, At helped fuel the opioid crisis, Attorney Letitia James said on Saturday. Letitia James

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