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It's a sad retirement for the Queen of the Skies, made sadder by the fact that we didn't get to fully prepare for it.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 08, 2020

Here's a guy who has used social distancing to make a million dollars disappear in the blink of an eye.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 08, 2020

What is this, some kind of Shkreli Squad?

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 08, 2020

Tobacco is getting people to do some pretty stupid things right now.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 07, 2020

The White House Press briefings leave more questions unanswered than the Lost finale.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 07, 2020

A short story.

• By Luis Prada
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• April 07, 2020

You can't play the 'I got attacked by a grizzly bear' card that often.

• By Chris Scott, Pete Smith, Israel SH, Julia Lange, Peter I. Santiago, Angel Summers, Tee Ngin Rui, Eric Nolff
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• April 07, 2020

Shouldn't we just legalize weed already?

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 06, 2020

This might be the new champion of dumb conspiracy theories.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 06, 2020

Not every one is getting a bail out.

• By Kelly Stone
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• April 04, 2020

When it comes to dealing with the coronavirus Bill de Blasio has been a one-man three stooges routine.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 03, 2020

Let's plague this joint.

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 03, 2020

McDonalds is going to start implementing routine temperature checks, which sucks, but also that's life right now.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 03, 2020

The painting as been released from quarantine.

• By Luis Prada
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• March 31, 2020

Your brain is kind of a dick, but it means well.

• By Kelly Stone
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• March 29, 2020