Cracked Archive - News
5 Surprising Ways America Is Actually Moving Backwards
When people wax nostalgic, it's typically for fun stuff, like old cameras and weathered rocking chairs ... not polio or segregation.
- By E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Avery Hayden Pierce
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- May 12, 2018
The Simpsons Freemason Conspiracy & Other Crazy New Theories
People believe the darndest things.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- May 08, 2018
7 Crazy News Stories That Deserve Their Own Movies
Here are a few incidents that deserve more than a mere 15 minutes of fame.
- By Kelly Stone
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- May 08, 2018
This Here Might Be The Stupidest Legal Argument Ever
A trademark of a popular word is sending the industry into quivers of passionate rage.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 07, 2018
16 Times The Media Used Facts To Spread Lies
It’s not the outright lies that get you. It’s the true stuff, taken out of context.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 02, 2018
Family Guy Makes Hollywood Squirm (& Other Tinseltown News)
Hollywood has been a busy, busy place.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- May 01, 2018
5 WTF Ways Trump Has Been Immortalized As Artwork
Here are some of the weirdest and wildest pieces in the current Trumpian art movement for you to absorb.
- By Adam Wears
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- May 01, 2018
6 Realities Of Growing Up Expecting The Apocalypse
What's it like to spend your childhood assuming the world will end, only to have the rug NOT pulled out from under you?
- By Evan V. Symon
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- April 29, 2018
Amazon’s Price Hike Is A Good Time To Remember Amazon Sucks
Maybe all that money can go to giving Amazon workers some bathroom breaks
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 27, 2018
Luigi Gets A Bulge (And Other News That’s Weird AF)
The world is just getting weirder, which is oddly comforting.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- April 24, 2018
5 Insane Small-Town News Stories You Need To Know About
Every now and then, a story that affects the whole world starts unfolding right in the peaceful heart of Nowhere In Particular.
- By Jordan Breeding
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- April 23, 2018
The Queen Has Her Own Private (Creepy) Pet Cemetery
She might look all sweet and innocent, but Her Majesty has a dark secret.
- By Adam Wears
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- April 20, 2018
Britain Just Created An Immigration Crisis Dumber Than DACA
It's hard to top the boneheaded antics of the Trump administration when it comes to immigration, but Britain is certainly trying its best right now.
- By Adam Wears
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- April 18, 2018
Katy's Gut, Arnie's Heart, & Other Celeb Parts Making News
Celebrities being wacky is one of the constants in the universe.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- April 17, 2018
When Somebody Else's Identity Theft Scam Gets You Arrested
Criminal identity theft is regular identify theft's ugly cousin, and involves someone getting caught doing a crime while using your name, and then you get the blame. So, what happens next?
- By Ryan Menezes
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- April 13, 2018
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