15 Facts That Demand Attention

It was an unusually hot spring day. I was eight years old, and I walked along the shoreline of the lake where my mom often took me. I passed by a park that I'd always played in before it fell into disrepair and now looked almost unrecognizable. I noticed that there were a bunch of other kids at play, and one caught my eye as she sat near what had once been a slide.
As I approached her, my heart leapt because there was something strange about her, but at the same time, it struck me like thunder through a clear blue sky. Her eyes were dark pools that looked like stormy oceans, or deep wells, yet they held no malice, just a kind of yearning sadness; they told a story only they understood; a tale of longing for a life long-since lived; an age that had faded into the history of our country's past, an era when things seemed simpler, a time where I might have been happier. I took her hand in mine, a moment that felt right to say hello. As we embraced, she began to whisper in my ear. She whispered these fifteen facts. I memorized them for twenty-seven years, and now I offer them here to you.
The bigger the balls, the bigger the horn.

Giant rats roamed South America.

Mercury

Don’t sleep on starfish friends.

Giant snails are slowly destroying Florida.

We all grow out of being a-holes.

Dogs are empaths.

A BBC camera crew had to fend off a bear.

You, yes you, have face mites.

A moon in our solar system has a huge atmosphere.

Grocery stores are tricking you to think things are cheap.

Carrier pigeons follow the rules of the road better than some BMW drivers.

More people are immune to pain in Japan than anywhere else.

Anesthesia

The Creation Museum has interesting thoughts on Australia.
