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Mysterious Monolith Spotted In Southern Utah Wilderness
And yes, they touched it. Repeatedly.
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- By Carly Tennes
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23 Twitter, Facebook Will Transfer Donald Trump's POTUS Accounts to Joe Biden
The end is finally near!
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New Zealanders Are Raving Right Now
Being from New Zealand is a massive flex in 2020 -- but it doesn't have to be.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Unspoken Reasons The Holidays Suck For Millions Of Americans
There's a reason holiday movies are never about retail jobs.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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Chile's Protesters Just Changed Their Constitution (Pay Attention, US)
What the US can learn from the time Chile voted out fascism.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Borat 2' Star Rudy Giuliani Leads Bizarrely Surreal Press Conference
Lying, hair dye fails, and 90s films -- oh my!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Amazon Accidentally Reunites Ireland
Is there anything the e-commerce giant can't do?
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Flamethrower-toting Man Hops On Bus, Spews Fire
Talk about a blaze of glory...
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Dolly Parton Helped Fund Moderna's Research To Get Us Out Of This
Further proof why Dolly is a national treasure in these trying times.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Not Being In Daylight Savings Time Certifiably Sucks
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- By Carly Tennes
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Georgia Voter President Trump Said Was Dead Is Alive, Kickin'
She's alive! Like actually. There's no joke here. She's, alive, well, and participating in democracy.
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- By Carly Tennes
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After Trump Leaves, Expect The Garbage Ideas To Get Polite
The future of bad ideas is easy-to-watch YouTube videos.
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- By Mark Hill
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Separated Americans And Canadians Are 'Sex Tenting' Due To Customs Loophole
Because an 8 month dry-spell can lead to some, um, interesting solutions.
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Spain's Latest Botched Art Restoration Is Really Really Bad
We're pretty sure we could have restored this better ...
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Coup-O-Meter Shows Exactly How Screwed Our Democracy is Right Now
Because modern problems require modern solutions.
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