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Most Badass Things People Have Done For Their Pets
This is how you treat man's best friend.
- By E. Reid Ross, Mike Bedard, Diego C., Roman Odarenko
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- March 03, 2020
People, We Need To Wash Our Hands To Stop Spreading Coronavirus (Not All The Other Stupid Crap You're Doing)
It’s trendy to have coronavirus right now, but if someone offers it to you, just say no.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 02, 2020
'Extreme' Political Viewpoints (That Really Aren't)
Progressive policies actually work quite well in the rest of the world.
- By Adam Wears
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- March 02, 2020
5 Hilarious Ways Drones Are Doing Good (Seriously)
See? Sometimes drones can be good.
- By Kelly Stone
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- March 01, 2020
Costco Food Courts Go Behind A Paywall March 16th: So Long Cheap Hotdogs, Non-Members
There's a lot of great memories attached to the Costco food court, and that's all about to go behind a paywall.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 26, 2020
IKEA Is Producing Weird Audio Porn Now
Slam your genitals in as many consenting drawers as you want, but don't pretend it's making them cleaner.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- February 26, 2020
The 5 Most Garbage Democrats In Congress
Just look at these asses.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 26, 2020
If Your Significant Other Needs A McDonald's Scented Candle, Now's The Time
To those about to beef: We salute you.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- February 21, 2020
An Announcement From Jason 'David Wong' Pargin (He Does Not Die At The End)
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
- By Jason Pargin
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- February 20, 2020
Burger King Is Embracing Mold Now
There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 19, 2020
Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- February 19, 2020
The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 19, 2020
5 Monopolies That Hate The Average American
(Fixed rate) power to the people!
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 18, 2020
Real, Weirdo Video Games Starring The 2020 Presidential Candidates
Time to drop into gaming's deepest, lamest, weirdest corners.
- By Jordan Breeding
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- February 16, 2020
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