Cracked Archive - News

What If Your Job Paid You To Do Absolutely Nothing?

Whether you would regard this as a vacation or a living hell probably says a lot about your personality.

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Stop Thinking About Trump's Dong, You Maniacs

We're only a short time away from seeing what President Donald Jayden Trump looks like when he's doin' the do.

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Baby Groot Isn't Groot, And Other Startling Hollywood News

We’re here to help you keep up with the torrent of Hollywood news.

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Millions Of Americans Go To Mexico When They Need Healthcare

How much does healthcare cost in the USA?

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Birth Control Pills For Men & More Life-Changing Health News

Look out guys, we’re about to mess with your T.

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Life In An American City Where Cars Are Banned

Mackinac, where horses and bicycles are kings and cars are unwelcome beasts.

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Babs Clones Her Dogs, Dern Goes 'Pew,' & More Celebrity News

All the crazy stuff those crazy famous people are doing right now.

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4 Ways You're Getting Teenagers Totally Wrong

There are superpowers hidden in that weird time when your brain is becoming sharp enough to function as an adult but you haven't quite learned the rules.

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Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed

Weird isn't a weird enough word to describe these stories.

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6 Reporters Who Didn’t Do The Research (And Paid The Price)

It's so much easier to assume Reddit got it right.

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How A Trailer Park Becomes A Secret Haven For Sex Offenders

Laws keep registered sex offenders from living anywhere near where children gather, which means there are only tiny areas where they can live.

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Crazy Conspiracy Theories That Sane People Believe Right Now

You’re going to need to stock up on tinfoil, for this one.

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6 Psychotic Gun Accessories (You Can Totally Buy)

Gun enthusiasts and action figure collectors aren't that different when you think about it.

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Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News

This is what’s good and bad for you until the scientists change their minds again.

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