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What If Your Job Paid You To Do Absolutely Nothing?
Whether you would regard this as a vacation or a living hell probably says a lot about your personality.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- April 08, 2018
Stop Thinking About Trump's Dong, You Maniacs
We're only a short time away from seeing what President Donald Jayden Trump looks like when he's doin' the do.
- By Adam Wears
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- April 03, 2018
Baby Groot Isn't Groot, And Other Startling Hollywood News
We’re here to help you keep up with the torrent of Hollywood news.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- April 03, 2018
Millions Of Americans Go To Mexico When They Need Healthcare
How much does healthcare cost in the USA?
- By Evan V. Symon
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- March 29, 2018
Birth Control Pills For Men & More Life-Changing Health News
Look out guys, we’re about to mess with your T.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- March 27, 2018
Life In An American City Where Cars Are Banned
Mackinac, where horses and bicycles are kings and cars are unwelcome beasts.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- March 25, 2018
Babs Clones Her Dogs, Dern Goes 'Pew,' & More Celebrity News
All the crazy stuff those crazy famous people are doing right now.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- March 20, 2018
4 Ways You're Getting Teenagers Totally Wrong
There are superpowers hidden in that weird time when your brain is becoming sharp enough to function as an adult but you haven't quite learned the rules.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- March 16, 2018
Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed
Weird isn't a weird enough word to describe these stories.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- March 13, 2018
6 Reporters Who Didn’t Do The Research (And Paid The Price)
It's so much easier to assume Reddit got it right.
- By James Kinneen, E.M. Caris, S. Aslam
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- March 12, 2018
How A Trailer Park Becomes A Secret Haven For Sex Offenders
Laws keep registered sex offenders from living anywhere near where children gather, which means there are only tiny areas where they can live.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- March 11, 2018
Crazy Conspiracy Theories That Sane People Believe Right Now
You’re going to need to stock up on tinfoil, for this one.
- By Scott Laffey
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- March 10, 2018
Peele, Phoenix, Pryde, And Other Breaking Hollywood News
Hollywood has been just super busy, guys.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- March 06, 2018
6 Psychotic Gun Accessories (You Can Totally Buy)
Gun enthusiasts and action figure collectors aren't that different when you think about it.
- By Adam Wears
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- March 05, 2018
Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News
This is what’s good and bad for you until the scientists change their minds again.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- February 27, 2018
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