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Coronavirus Porn Is Here
The power of the human boner cannot be suppressed.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 13, 2020
Covid-19 Is Exposing Xenophobia
Always spew racist nonsense into your elbow and away from people.
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 13, 2020
Little-Known Reasons Ivy League Schools Are Greedy, Elitist Nightmares
You might not want to know what it's like, unless you're male, upper-clase and white.
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 13, 2020
Crowd-Pleasing Twists In Big-Time Scandals
Sometimes life manages a satisfying narrative arc.
- By E. Reid Ross, Blair Dodge, Fred Pope, Markos Hasiotis
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- March 10, 2020
Why The U.S. Housing Market Is An Unaffordable Nightmare
Even though we don't technically have a housing shortage. (Just an AFFORDABLE housing shortage.)
- By Kelly Stone
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- March 10, 2020
Coronavirus Side Stories That Prove This Entire Crisis Is Weird AF
We read the news today, oh boy.
- By Mark Hill
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- March 09, 2020
Airlines Are Letting Greed (And Coronovirus Panic) Kill Off The Spirit Of Aviation
Look out! It's a g-g-g-g-greedy airline!
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 09, 2020
Unexpected (Positive) Aspects Of Tragic Events
Like nature's consolation prize.
- By Kelly Stone
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- March 08, 2020
5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History
Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- March 08, 2020
Reasons Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant
The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- March 05, 2020
There Are A Bunch Of Questions About Kim Gordon's Super Tuesday PSA
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 04, 2020
Most Badass Things People Have Done For Their Pets
This is how you treat man's best friend.
- By E. Reid Ross, Mike Bedard, Diego C., Roman Odarenko
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- March 03, 2020
People, We Need To Wash Our Hands To Stop Spreading Coronavirus (Not All The Other Stupid Crap You're Doing)
It’s trendy to have coronavirus right now, but if someone offers it to you, just say no.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 02, 2020
'Extreme' Political Viewpoints (That Really Aren't)
Progressive policies actually work quite well in the rest of the world.
- By Adam Wears
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- March 02, 2020
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