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Georgia Voter President Trump Said Was Dead Is Alive, Kickin'
She's alive! Like actually. There's no joke here. She's, alive, well, and participating in democracy.
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- By Carly Tennes
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47 After Trump Leaves, Expect The Garbage Ideas To Get Polite
The future of bad ideas is easy-to-watch YouTube videos.
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- By Mark Hill
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Separated Americans And Canadians Are 'Sex Tenting' Due To Customs Loophole
Because an 8 month dry-spell can lead to some, um, interesting solutions.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Spain's Latest Botched Art Restoration Is Really Really Bad
We're pretty sure we could have restored this better ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Coup-O-Meter Shows Exactly How Screwed Our Democracy is Right Now
Because modern problems require modern solutions.
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- By Carly Tennes
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QAnon Is Really Going Through It Right Now
Post election, QAnon is going through a trying time. If only if Danny DeVito was there to offer them an egg ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Bizarre, Less-Talked-About Problems with the Police
There are a lot more problems with police culture than just the stuff that makes the news ...
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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TikTok Says Trump Admin Forgot About Ban
Silly Committees, ghosts are for Snapchat!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Madame Tussauds Dumps Trump -- Literally
Now, if only the transition will be this easy come January ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Spicy Peppers May Help You Live Longer, Preliminary Research Finds
Brb, going to add extra jalapenos to my guac tonight ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Virtual Furries Flock to VR Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Four Seasons Total Landscaping -- more than just a lawn care center and Presidental press confrence venue.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Terrible British Tourists That Terrorized New Zealand
Within days, the whole country was watching them, tracking their movements like they were the trash Beatles.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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What Will Happen To Trump's Media Defenders?
The media landscape of a post-Trump nation is in question.
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- By Carly Tennes
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President Trump's Lawn Care Press Conference Was An IRL 'It's Always Sunny' Episode
It started out with a golden escalator, how did it end up like this -- 'like this' meaning at a small landscaping company.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 'Good' Ideas That Are Secretly Propaganda
Find out exactly who's been pushing all those feel-good messages in your face.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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