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Because Of Google, The Internet Thinks A Random Woman Is Jeff Bezos
Despite what Google says, this woman is definitely not Jeff Bezos.
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9 Trump's Diagnosis Could Unleash Amendment Mostly Used for Presidential Colonoscopies
So far, the 25th Amendment has only been invoked for, well, uncomfortable situations.
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New Zealand Prime Minister Says She Smoked Weed, Nobody Cares
BRB, going to add Jacinda Ardern to a list of people we'd love to smoke with ...
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Subway's Bread Isn't Actually Bread, Irish Court Rules
Not all bread rises to the occasion, at least according to a court in Ireland.
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Couple Breaks Up Over Cans of Beans, Because 2020
Some relationships just aren't meant to be(an).
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An Architecture Student Once Stopped a New York City Skyscraper from Collapsing during a Hurricane
Heroes don't always wear capes; sometimes, they just have a really good understanding of architecture.
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House Covered Entirely With Budweiser Cans On Sale For $100,000
All together now, '99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer ...'
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Do All Flamin' Hot Cheetos Taste Different? An Investigation
Did we eat the equivalent of three bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos for this article? Yes. Was it worth it? Find out for yourself.
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Swearing Parrots At Zoo Berate Guests With 'Fowl' Language
To quote one of the birds, uh, nevermind.
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Home Depot's 12-Foot-Tall Yard Skeleton Is A Big Mood
BRB, going to go drop three Benjamins on a skeleton that won't even fit through my door.
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Hero Bikes From Poo Poo Point, Washington to Pee Pee Creek, Ohio For Charity
To quote the internet in these kinds of situations, nice.
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And Now, A New Twist To One Of Tiger King's Biggest Mysteries
And no, it has nothing to do with Carole Baskin's Dancing With The Stars' performance.
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Officials In Thailand Mail Actual Trash Back to Litterbugs
Thai authorities have nothing on your passive aggressive roommate...
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'Satanic Tea Company' Aims to Make Tea Time Goth Again
The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, I like my chamomile tea black just like my metal?
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'Man Cave' Discovered Under Grand Central Station Platform, Because the MTA is the MTA
Move over, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there's a new underground lair in town...
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