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15 Better Than Average Facts That Absolutely Rule
A road in Russia is paved with good intentions – no wait, those are human bones.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 True Facts That Are Kid Tested, Mother Approved
Terrorists accidentally vaccinated an entire city.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Drunk Airplane Idiot Gets Punched By Mike Tyson
You could not be messing with the wronger guy.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Things No Person Should Go One Second Longer Without Knowing
Gamers hate physical activity so much, they don’t even like to do it in their games.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Facts That Won’t Go Gentle Into That Good Night
Put some respect on Kenny G’s name.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Weird Bits Of News That Make Our High School Selves Look Normal
The one constant in life is the 99 cent AriZona iced tea.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Eric Adams Wants Metal Detectors In The NYC Subway, Good Luck With That
Hello? Metal detector store? Yeah, I'm looking for like... 1500 metal detectors I'm going to have to turn off in a week.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Bizarre Headlines That Make Us Want To Unplug Our Routers
Finally, a millionaire is standing up to the middle class.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Feel-Good News Stories That Make Us Feel Lighter Than Air
Psychedelic mushrooms may help with depression, or at least make it interesting.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Alex Jones Is Filing For Bankruptcy: We Love To See It
This news... this news fills me with a deep satisfaction.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Now-You-Know Facts That Leveled Up Our Gray Matter
It actually IS all about the notes you don’t play.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Facts That Feed Our Brains Like An All You Can Learn Buffet
Stay hydrated, but not too hydrated.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Trivia Mic Drops To Drop At The Cookout
The tallest building in Vermont is perfect for window washers
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Facts About Ancient Tombs, Mickey Mouse, And The Ironic Death Of Hannah Twynnoy
Office buildings and schools are making our brains not work so good.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Facts About Star Wars, Dracula, And An Ocean Ray Murder-Suicide
That’s DOCTOR Loki Skylizard, actually.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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