15 Better Than Average Facts That Absolutely Rule
This is the story of how, in a fit of insanity, I attempted to discover why and for what purpose God gave me the gift of being able to see into people's minds—to see their thoughts, feelings, hopes and dreams—and then to tell them exactly how it was all going to turn out in the end. In other words, I tried to find God. The attempt nearly destroyed my mind, and left my body so damaged that even if I had been able to locate him, I would not have recognised him. He would not recognise me in return, of course. It's a sad story, really—a pathetic tale of human weakness and vanity.
It all began on the day I learned the Dreadful Knowledge. It was merely something that seemed innocuous at first, and for most people certainly was, but it turned out to be the exact key that, when placed in the lock of my mind, drove me insane. It was a list of fifteen facts that went: