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I have no name and no memory. I am not human and never have been. I do not belong anywhere. There are only two things I can be certain of, and one is that there exists a legendary artifact known as the Staff of Magius. I seek the staff in order to find myself. This journal is my record of this quest, which is why I have kept it hidden from others since the beginning. I hope one day to return to the lands that I once belonged to. Perhaps I will find the Staff there and learn more about the truth of my origins. But until that time, my journey must go on. I must continue searching for answers while also trying to keep myself alive.
The other thing I can be certain of is a list of fifteen facts. I'm as sure of them as I am that the sun rises every morning, and they go: