15 Facts That Won’t Go Gentle Into That Good Night
An old witch searched for a way to turn someone into an animal without using any of her potions or magical items. She wasn't quite sure if she could do it, and wanted some advice on how to make the transformation permanent, so she naturally went to visit her wise old grandmother for help. "What should I do?" asked the witch.
"Well, let me see," replied the witch's grandmother. "I think you could try to change them into a cat or something, like this," the grandmother said as she transformed the old woman into a black cat.
"Perfect," the witch said as she deftly changed back to human form.
"There now. And ... why did you want to transform them in the first place?" asked the grandmother, ancient beyond any natural lifespan, her voice creaking with the weight of centuries.
"They found out the list of fifteen facts I've sworn never to reveal to anyone who isn't my blood."
"You mean ... ?"
"Yes. The list that goes ... "