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Pharma Bro Wants A Crack At This (And Out Of Prison)

What is this, some kind of Shkreli Squad?


Idiots Are Risking It All Right Now For Cigarettes

Tobacco is getting people to do some pretty stupid things right now.


The White House Briefings Are Beyond Useless

The White House Press briefings leave more questions unanswered than the Lost finale.


For The Love Of God, Can We Just Legalize Weed Now?

Shouldn't we just legalize weed already?


Cell Tower Conspiracy Theory Is A Doozy

This might be the new champion of dumb conspiracy theories.


Industries Left In Shambles By All This

Not every one is getting a bail out.


Bill De Blasio Is The Dumbest Man In NYC

When it comes to dealing with the coronavirus Bill de Blasio has been a one-man three stooges routine.


Sorry, NYC Typhoid Morons, Go Drink At Home

Let's plague this joint.


Working For McDonalds Is Going To Get Even More Annoying But It's For The Best

McDonalds is going to start implementing routine temperature checks, which sucks, but also that's life right now.


Stealing A Van Gogh Is Easy Now, Apparently

The painting as been released from quarantine.


The Science Behind The Fear Our Brains Create For Us

Your brain is kind of a dick, but it means well.


Politicians Whose Pop Culture Ignorance Is Real (And Hilariously) Clear

Next time, just ask an intern to explain it to you.


Italian Mayors Have Leveled Up Their Response To Scofflaws

You are unprepared for the sheer volume of Italian pursed fingers hand gestures in this article.