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America's never going to say no to a fried chicken sandwich, but...
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 27, 2020
The future of the Garfield-shaped food industry is in peril.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- May 26, 2020
How many once-in-a-century problems does it take before we do something?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 22, 2020
It’s like a horror movie in which you’ve been kidnapped and forced to do nothing but bake and bang.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 22, 2020
Starbuck's rampant promotion of new drinks around any type event is so exploitative and transparent that it has become amusing.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 21, 2020
It's like if the DNC wrote 'The Butterfly Effect.'
- By Mark Hill
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- May 21, 2020
Just because a business is non-essential doesn't mean it didn't matter.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 20, 2020
This is the type of story our grandkids won't believe the same way we don't believe Paul Bunyan was real.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 20, 2020
It's time to call a spade a spade.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 20, 2020
It's generally a bad idea to write a sexy story about someone who could read it.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 20, 2020
It might seem obvious, but that doesn't mean the message has really sunk in.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 20, 2020
The ships look like American Horror Story sets and nobody can get home.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 19, 2020
There are only 10, that's easy enough to remember.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- May 19, 2020
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