Cracked Archive - News

America’s Worst Candy Is Saved By Its Second-Worst Candy

Necco Wafers are teaming up with America's other least-favorite confectionery.

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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business

The sugary beverage giant is considering putting some Mary Jane in their Coke.

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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts

Sometimes pundits have pasts more interesting and/or shadier than anything they're reporting.

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5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)

There are some facts about America's gun culture that BOTH sides keep getting wrong.

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5 Ridiculously Implausible Things The Alt-Right Is Afraid Of

Inside every hateful person is a scared person.

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Don't Trust Anyone Who Says They'll 'Get Tough' On A Problem

Stop falling for politicians promising to 'get tough' on some problem or another.

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5 Crazy Trump White House Stories No One's Talking About

Behind-the-scenes, the White House resembles an episode of 'The Office' directed by Kafka.

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Verizon Cut A Fire Department's Data (During A Wildfire)

It takes courage, passion, and the Unlimited Data Plus Package to save lives.

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San Francisco's Human Poop Crisis Has Reached New Levels

A special task force is being assembled to keep the city from drowning in human feces.

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Bad News! Crocs Aren't Going Out Of Business

Fans panicked after the company announced its last manufacturing plants are closing, but unfortunately, Crocs will never die.

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In Italy, Police Are Cracking Down On, Uh, Sand Theft

Heavy fines are being issued for stealing Sardinia's most prized possession: its beaches.

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Net Neutrality Is Dead, But We Can Bring It Back: Here's How

It's not too late to try to help net neutrality.

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Chicago Restaurant To Hawaii: Stop Using The Word 'Aloha'

The people of Hawaii have a few other words for this trademark bully.

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Is Guy Fieri An American Hero? (Yes, He Is)

It's time to talk about Guy Fieri.

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Flint, Michigan Still Has Polluted Water: Here's How To Help

Does the world sometimes seem like one big lead-filled swamp of injustice? Here's how you can help.

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