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Pharma Bro Wants A Crack At This (And Out Of Prison)
What is this, some kind of Shkreli Squad?
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 08, 2020
Idiots Are Risking It All Right Now For Cigarettes
Tobacco is getting people to do some pretty stupid things right now.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 07, 2020
The White House Briefings Are Beyond Useless
The White House Press briefings leave more questions unanswered than the Lost finale.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 07, 2020
How Benjamin Netanyahu's 'Evidence' Of Covered-Up Iranian Deaths Became Funny
A short story.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 07, 2020
Stupid, Stupid Excuses Given By People Who Got Caught
You can't play the 'I got attacked by a grizzly bear' card that often.
- By Chris Scott, Pete Smith, Israel SH, Julia Lange, Peter I. Santiago, Angel Summers, Tee Ngin Rui, Eric Nolff
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- April 07, 2020
For The Love Of God, Can We Just Legalize Weed Now?
Shouldn't we just legalize weed already?
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 06, 2020
Cell Tower Conspiracy Theory Is A Doozy
This might be the new champion of dumb conspiracy theories.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 06, 2020
Industries Left In Shambles By All This
Not every one is getting a bail out.
- By Kelly Stone
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- April 04, 2020
Bill De Blasio Is The Dumbest Man In NYC
When it comes to dealing with the coronavirus Bill de Blasio has been a one-man three stooges routine.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 03, 2020
Sorry, NYC Typhoid Morons, Go Drink At Home
Let's plague this joint.
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 03, 2020
Working For McDonalds Is Going To Get Even More Annoying But It's For The Best
McDonalds is going to start implementing routine temperature checks, which sucks, but also that's life right now.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 03, 2020
Stealing A Van Gogh Is Easy Now, Apparently
The painting as been released from quarantine.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 31, 2020
The Science Behind The Fear Our Brains Create For Us
Your brain is kind of a dick, but it means well.
- By Kelly Stone
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- March 29, 2020
Politicians Whose Pop Culture Ignorance Is Real (And Hilariously) Clear
Next time, just ask an intern to explain it to you.
- By Alex Hanton
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- March 28, 2020
Italian Mayors Have Leveled Up Their Response To Scofflaws
You are unprepared for the sheer volume of Italian pursed fingers hand gestures in this article.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 25, 2020
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