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JRR Tolkien: Mr. Steal-your-girl.
Walt Disney hated Goofy for being, well, goofy.
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The fake cocaine in The Wolf of Wall Street made Jonah Hill feel GREAT.
Penn doesn’t have much to talk about with Teller.
A psychic octopus angered the Germans.
Even worse, this implies that she's still using that phone.
- By Eli Yudin
Burger King got fancy in the ‘90s.
A beer giant wanted their products on “It’s Always Sunny,” until they saw it.