15 Facts To Know Just In Case “Jeopardy” Ever Calls
"I don't like this place," said the dead girl. "It's full of old people and they smell funny. And there are these little green bugs everywhere." Her voice was muffled by her shawl, but the anger was obvious from her posture.
A tall man who looked to be in his fifties with a long beard stood up from a nearby chair and walked over to stand at the girl's side. She turned to stare at him. Her eyes were large in their pale face, but she didn't blink. The dead girl was dressed in what looked like new-fallen snow, which glistened as the wind blew. She wore black gloves that ended halfway to her elbows and a white shawl. She also wore a black hat.
I awaited her further words with disbelief, barely able to process what I was seeing, and half-expecting she would say something that would turn the blood in my veins ice-cold. The next thing she uttered was a list of fifteen facts that went:
The Pope only has one lung.
Switzerland
A Judas Goat
Many mammals, birds, and reptiles are considered fish in Catholicism.
When kayfabe goes too far.
“Muggle” has been a thing since the 930s.
Senior centers place fake bus stops outside to stop patients from wandering off.
We tried to save a type of wallaby, and made them extinct instead.
DeLoreans could really only go up to 85 miles per hour.
Having a second toe longer than the big toe was a good thing in ancient Greece.
Fidget spinners just make you fidget more.
Girls were recruited to stay virgins for 30 years for a goddess.
Moths listen for the sounds of bats and click back to confuse them.
You need an anti-tank rifle to pierce a whale’s skull.
Walt Disney hated Goofy for being, well, goofy.
