15 More Jokes That Belong In The Comedy Hall Of Fame

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15 More Jokes That Belong In The Comedy Hall Of Fame

It is a truth universally acknowledged that anyone can enjoy this list of interesting facts, that we live in an age where the existence of a list such as this one can be considered normal, that anyone can even make such a list. But for some reason, I am not writing this introduction. I am writing it in the past tense. This is because I am not writing it at all, because I have written it and it is now a fact that I wrote it. So this is not a list of facts to entertain my brain, it is a list of facts which I have already entertained my brain with, and if you are reading this introduction you must have already entertained your brain with it as well. That's fine, I don't mind. You enjoy this list of interesting facts. I enjoyed it. I can only presume that you did as well.

Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald CRACKED.COM I once walked in on my parents having sex. It was the most embar- rassing thirty minutes of my life. Thirty min- utes?! Damn... Norm's dad was something.

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Chris Rock

Chris Rock CRACKED.COM You don't need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars... You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thou- sand dollars there would be no more in- nocent bystanders. In a hilarious piece of social commentary, this joke on his 1999 special, Bigger & Blacker came just a few months after the Columbine shooting, and a recent spike in nation- wide gun violence.

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