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Daniel The Golden Retriever Deserved Better At Westminster

How can we have a 'best dog,' really?

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'Birds Of Prey' Got A Title Change Because Moviegoers Are Apparently Idiots

Our collective attention spans couldn't make it past 'Fantabulous.'

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6 Sleazy Tactics Tech Companies Use To Get Ahead

Plenty of tech giants have been punished for their scams by ... uh ... getting even richer.

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At What Point Does A 'Firework' Constitute A Bomb?

Colorful boom-booms are a sight to behold, but we kinda worry about the untrained copycat fireworks enthusiast.

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A Brief History Of Why America's Healthcare System Sucks

Isn't it kind of weird that your boss can decide whether you die of cancer?

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Harmless Hobbies That Are Being Rocked By Controversy

Some things that appear fun and wacky have dark secrets at their core.

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Netflix Is Finally Letting Us Disable Autoplaying Trailers, But Why?

Listening to your customers? Why would anyone do that?

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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over As Dunkaroos Are Back

Ignore the cookies. Suck the cream.

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Popeyes Is Selling Clothing Now (And It's Kinda Rad?)

High-end fashion coming from high-end chickenistas

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The World's Worst Cat Has Been Adopted, Proving We All Deserve Love

No matter what a nightmare you are, someone will love you.

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The Government Is Coming For Your Alternative Milks

Virginia is for lovers (and militant views on what is and isn't 'milk')

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A Matrix-Style Download Of Fascinating Facts

Get your tasty brain snacks, here.

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Elon Musk's New EDM Single Is, Thankfully, Terrible

Much to everyone's relief, it turns out Elon Musk is not a musical comedy genius.

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