Cracked Archive - News

Pull up a chair, folks.

• By Mark Hill
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• June 04, 2020

George Soros is hiding under your bed and leaving bricks in your stockings.

• By Luis Prada
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• June 04, 2020

2020 is a year we'll never forget and it's not even half over.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 03, 2020

For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 03, 2020

Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• June 03, 2020

How do you compare the destruction of large retail chains to what happens to Black people everyday? I don't know, but people are trying.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 02, 2020

A pitched battle.

• By Cedric Voets
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• June 02, 2020

Every company has its embarrassing secrets, these are even worse.

• By Alex Hanton
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• June 02, 2020

There's nothing wrong with having an egg-shaped penis, like Jeffrey Epstein.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• June 02, 2020

Small communities, major drama.

• By Cedric Voets
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• June 01, 2020

But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 01, 2020

All of this already happened in Chile, from the riots to sexy Spider-Man.

• By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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• June 01, 2020

These guys make Joe Exotic look like Joe Boring.

• By Alex Hanton
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• June 01, 2020

It's not just soccer moms anymore.

• By Adam Wears
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• May 31, 2020

Twitter users know no shame.

• By Dan Duddy
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• May 29, 2020