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BREAKING: People Are Apparently Eating Absurd Amounts of 'Grape-Nuts' Cereal
It's official -- we've turned into our fiber-obsessed grandparents.
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29 Reddit Stonks: Netizens Troll Securities Industry With Brutal Billboards, Airplane Banners
Tell us how you really feel ...
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Subway's Tuna Is Not Actually Tuna, New Lawsuit Alleges
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Local Drag Queen Fabulously Stops Neighborhood Traffic Issue
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Reddit Investors Troll Wall Street Execs By Skyrocketing GameStop, AMC Stocks, Robinhood's Reaction Disappoints
You know you've royally screwed up when AOC, the Zodiac Killer, and Davey Day Trader all agree on how terribly you are
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7 Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Grifter Trump Kids' Books
Won't someone think of the children('s reading material)!
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'Proud Boys' Leader Was Once A 'Prolific' FBI Informer
More proof the writers of 2020 returned for 2021 ...
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Ex VP Mike Pence is Reportedly 'Couch Surfing' Through Indiana After Getting Booted From Office
Mike Pence -- couch surfin' USA!
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Sorry, The Oval Office 'Diet Coke Button' Predates Trump By Decades
It has a long and mostly uncarbonated history.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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USA Today Sports' Kobe Bryant Memorial Offends More Than It Commemorates
Think before you post -- especially if you're a news outlet.
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The Haunted Sea Mansion That's The Vice President's Home: A Tour
Visiting the Nearly White House.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Deceased Professor Allegedly Teaches Course From Beyond The Grave
Let's hope the bookstore sells ouija boards ...
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5 Reasons That Normal-Looking Free Newspaper (In Your Hometown) Is Anything But
While The Epoch Times may look like an ordinary newspaper, it's actually a one-way ticket to Conspiracyville.
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Shocking: Questionable NYC Pickup Artist Arrested After Alleged Involvement in Capitol Siege
It's a bird! It's a plane! No - it's the consequences of your own (alleged) actions!
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5 Surreal News Stories You Might've Missed
It’s understandable if you haven’t really noticed anything going on in the world that doesn’t concern its very survival, politically or literally.
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