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Middle School Teachers Placed on Leave For Asking Pupils How They'd 'Punish' Slaves
The American education system, folks!
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57 Texas Officials Apologize After Accidentally Sending Chucky Doll Emergency Alert
... Did Texas learn nothing from Hawaii's ballistic missile fiasco?
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Spinach Can Now Send Emails, NewsLETTUCErs to Scientists
Spinach can now officially slide into your DMs.
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Myanmar's Military Coup is An Accidental Backdrop In PE Teacher's Viral Dance Video
Awkward ...
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Real-Life 'Wolf of Wall Street,' Jordan Belfort Offers 'Advice' For Redditors Amid GameStonks Controversy
*insert money chant here*
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BREAKING: People Are Apparently Eating Absurd Amounts of 'Grape-Nuts' Cereal
It's official -- we've turned into our fiber-obsessed grandparents.
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Reddit Stonks: Netizens Troll Securities Industry With Brutal Billboards, Airplane Banners
Tell us how you really feel ...
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Subway's Tuna Is Not Actually Tuna, New Lawsuit Alleges
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Local Drag Queen Fabulously Stops Neighborhood Traffic Issue
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Reddit Investors Troll Wall Street Execs By Skyrocketing GameStop, AMC Stocks, Robinhood's Reaction Disappoints
You know you've royally screwed up when AOC, the Zodiac Killer, and Davey Day Trader all agree on how terribly you are
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7 Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Grifter Trump Kids' Books
Won't someone think of the children('s reading material)!
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- By Mark Hill
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'Proud Boys' Leader Was Once A 'Prolific' FBI Informer
More proof the writers of 2020 returned for 2021 ...
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Ex VP Mike Pence is Reportedly 'Couch Surfing' Through Indiana After Getting Booted From Office
Mike Pence -- couch surfin' USA!
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Sorry, The Oval Office 'Diet Coke Button' Predates Trump By Decades
It has a long and mostly uncarbonated history.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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USA Today Sports' Kobe Bryant Memorial Offends More Than It Commemorates
Think before you post -- especially if you're a news outlet.
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