Pull up a chair, folks.
George Soros is hiding under your bed and leaving bricks in your stockings.
2020 is a year we'll never forget and it's not even half over.
For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.
Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.
How do you compare the destruction of large retail chains to what happens to Black people everyday? I don't know, but people are trying.
A pitched battle.
Every company has its embarrassing secrets, these are even worse.
There's nothing wrong with having an egg-shaped penis, like Jeffrey Epstein.
Small communities, major drama.
But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.
All of this already happened in Chile, from the riots to sexy Spider-Man.
These guys make Joe Exotic look like Joe Boring.
It's not just soccer moms anymore.
Twitter users know no shame.