The man's name was Frank, but he didn't want to tell you that. He didn't like the way it sounded or how his mother said it, with a long "a". She used to make fun of him about it and call him Fonky Frank, which made his father furious. It had been years since Frank heard his parents talk to each other; he wasn't sure when they stopped talking. They were both gone now, one dead and one in a coma, but Frank still remembered how much he'd hated hearing their arguments and his father's threats to leave.

He didn't know if the man in the picture he was holding was his father or not. Frank had found it on the ground near the apartment complex where he used to live.

One thing was for sure, though. At some point, somebody had scrawled a long list of fifteen items on the back of the photo.

Frank squinted and started reading the list -- it went ...

Juries can just say “we know they did it, but the law is dumb, so not guilty.”

'Jury nullification' is when a jury legally returns a not guilty verdict when they believe the law is unjust. CRACKED.COM Juries can do this regardless of whether or not the defendant actually committed the crime.

NY Times

Wine starter kits were sold during prohibition to get around alcohol bans.

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Bayer released heroin as a cough suppressant over a hundred years ago.

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Video games are bringing teens into libraries.

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Spider-Man was written into the MCU before Sony gave the OK.

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GM would rather save a few bucks than save a few lives.

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NY Times

A highly intelligent orangutan named Fu-Manchu is a master escape artist.

There is an orangutan that primatologists believe has successfully demonstrated human-level deception. CRACKED.COM Fu-Manchu has successfully escaped from his cage using home made keys so many times that he is an honorary member of the lock picking union.

Labroots 

“Earthbound” anti-piracy measures did not mess around.

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A man dated a bird to save the species.

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