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Don't Change Your Name to 'Salmon' For Free Sushi, Taiwanese Official Warns
Free sushi — it's that good.
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13 'Serial Stowaway' Arrested for 22nd Time at Chicago Airport
Uh oh ...
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'Drag Race' Star Rock M. Sakura Opens Up About Working as a Sex Worker After Massage Parlor Attack
The 'RuPaul's Drag Race' favorite didn't hold back.
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Florida Man Arrested For Pretending To Be in the Wu-Tang Clan, Defrauding Hotels
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You're Pronouncing St. Patrick's Day Wrong
... at least if you're American.
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Nebraska Instates Pro-Meat Day To Spite Colorado's Meatless Day
Talk about beef ...
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Twitter Temporarily Bans Users For Saying The Word 'Memphis'
The Tennessean city is now a dirty word in the eyes of the Twitter's overlords.
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5 Recent Internet Personalities With Whaaat? Backstories
Many of these guys must wish they'd stuck communicating with landlines.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Lucha Libre Wrestlers Are The Heroes We Need In These Trying Times
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Alabama May End Almost 30-Year Yoga Ban in Schools
Alabama, folks!
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Hero Sits In Tub of Bean Dip For 24 Hours To Save Favorite Restaurant
The hero we need -- and deserve -- in these trying times.
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5 Stories People Should Be Paying More Attention To
Sometimes it's easy to overlook things, but we really need to talk about these.
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Joker Runs For Office As The Joker in Japan
He really looks like a guy with a plan -- for improving his community.
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4 Problems We Need To Stop Blaming Regular People For
Sometime fate deals a cruel hand, and people adding to that cruelty doesn't help.
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- By Mark Hill
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3 Dark Realities of British Royal Life According to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Being a royal is more than just tiaras and formal engagements.
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