Even the GOP finds ways to inadvertently dunk on Trump.
It's way, way, waaaaay more sensible than it might sound.
Trump has no strategy. He is all ego and sadness and anger and it results in weird shit like this.
At least use the scented variety to keep your breath smelling like a fresh meadow.
The police are proving they are some kind of freak combination of Nazi and nerd.
The protesters aren’t going away and all Trump can do is hide.
Candace Owens is the last person you want in a discussion about George Floyd.
In a year full of strange headlines, this might just be the weirdest.
Pull up a chair, folks.
George Soros is hiding under your bed and leaving bricks in your stockings.
2020 is a year we'll never forget and it's not even half over.
For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.
Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.
How do you compare the destruction of large retail chains to what happens to Black people everyday? I don't know, but people are trying.
A pitched battle.