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Stupid Cons That Actually Worked For A While
You too can own all of UPS just by filling out some forms!
- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Julia Lange, Tee Ngin Rui, W.H. Thomas
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- May 06, 2020
9/11 First Responders Got Screwed Over. Today's Frontline Workers Will Get Screwed Even Worse
Our heroes are going to be screwed. Again.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 06, 2020
China's Propaganda Video Is So Weird It's Frightening
Sorry LEGO, you're a part of Chinese propaganda now whether you like it or not.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 04, 2020
Lazy Messaging Plus Bad Stats Equals Lazy, Bad Policy
Lies created with numbers are the worst kind.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 04, 2020
C'mon, Mother Nature, A Little Help Over Here
We're not asking for a cure. We just need your help with one tiny fix and we can beat this thing ourselves.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 04, 2020
Important News Stories That Got Buried By All The Chaos
Turns out there are other news things happening.
- By Andrea Meno
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- May 02, 2020
Interesting Facts That Will Make Your Brain Purr
Bite-size treats for your brain.
- By Andres Diplotti
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- May 02, 2020
The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'
What is even going on right now?
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 01, 2020
Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery
The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 29, 2020
Tom DeLonge Was Right About UFOs, And Harry Reid Says There's More
It's hard to get the government to admit anything these days, but here we are.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 28, 2020
Georgia Puts Its Own Laws Behind A Paywall, Supreme Court Says Shut Up
Freedom isn't free, but in Georgia neither are the laws.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 28, 2020
George Is Buckling Down On 'The Winds Of Winter'
George R.R. Martin might finally have the impetus to finish his damn book.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 27, 2020
5 Cities Around The World Dealing With Surprising Problems
And you thought Portland was weird.
- By Aquiles Cacho
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- April 27, 2020
Kim Jong-un Is Definitely Not Dead, So ... Who Will Take Over?
Who will be North Korea's Next Top Tyrant?
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 27, 2020
Why We Need To Hear Both Sides Of 'The Bleach Debate'
'The New York Times' makes us consider if there are experts out there who think drinking bleach is ok.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 24, 2020
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