20 Facts That Anyone Can Read On The Toilet

A long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away) there lived a great wizard, named Villi. The wizard had a young apprentice named… well… Villi. Villi was a curious lad, but not so clever as his master. He could barely cast the simplest cantrip. So Villi's master made him do all sorts of things to keep him occupied. He made him sort rocks into piles. He made him measure out ingredients for potions. And he made him enjoy this list of interesting facts about the universe.
You see, Villi was the first person in the history of the universe to have knowledge of these things. He had not studied them in school, he had not read about them in books, he had not learned them from an uncle, or an aunt, or an older sibling. No one before him ever knew these things. He just knew them. He knew them because he was born knowing them, and he had not forgotten them since.
Communion wafers are sold as snacks in Quebec.

Humans excrete thousands of gallons of mucus in their lifetime.

The first piece of legislation in congress helped pay for the Revolutionary War.


Disease was the biggest killer of the Civil War.

Indonesia has memes about undercover cops selling meatballs.

Marvelous Marvin legally changed his name.

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A traveling circus left town after lightning killed their elephant.

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Royal Australian Navy ships all have a kangaroo ensign.

Finland rallycross has a limit on how much a car can cost.

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Most of the energy we use is thanks to steam.

Rebecca Jackson survived being stabbed in the heart.

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Fortifying our food made cases of rickets free fall.

‘Friday the 13th’ was nominated for Worst Picture the year of its release.

The ‘Davey Crockett’ was a handheld nuke.

Guernsey aquarium thief used fish to win competition

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