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Are Aliens Leaving Wooden Wieners In The Alps?
Imagine the effort that went into this dong.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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The Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 11/10
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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A Psychologist Says Early Christmas Music Is Unhealthy
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Obama Showed Up For Jury Duty And Was Dismissed (Duh)
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Cops Respond To Cries Of Help... That Came From A Parrot
It's a sad statement on the failures of our institutions that the police did not take this parrot's cries for help seriously.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Protesters And Pokemon Go Players Arrested In Russia
The Russian government's track record on protests is not great.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/12/2017)
McDonalds has finally released an app to let me know the precise times when their ice cream machines are working.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Tiffany's Offers A $1,000 Tin Can. Good Job, Rich People.
Okay, rich people. What's your deal?
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Edible Glitter Coffee Is Happening. Don't Get Mad.
You know what? After the 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce debacle, I don't want to hear a single complaint about glitter coffee.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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No, Trump Did Not Overfeed Koi Fish During His Trip To Japan
No, trump didn't overfeed a bunch of Koi fish on his trip to Japan. But there were still a few prize turd comments coming out of that trip.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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What's Good OR BAD For You Now? (11-09-17)
Every week it's reported that something is good ... or REALLY bad for you.
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- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/7/17)
The news just doesn’t get any better than this. Which is kind of depressing when you think about it.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The AI That Generates Halloween Costumes Is The Singularity
This woman is a certifiable evil genius.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Giant Worm Was Found And It Turns Out, They're Very Common
Look at that cute little baby elephant trunk ... Oh, that's an earthworm.
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- By Katie Goldin
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Southwest's Live In-Flight Music Is Cruel And Unusual
I thought it was impossible to innovate a worse flying experience. But Southwest has pushed the envelope with their new in-flight live entertainment.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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