Are Aliens Leaving Wooden Wieners In The Alps?

Are Aliens Leaving Wooden Wieners In The Alps?

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I know what you're thinking: dick aliens. I entertained that idea briefly, but realized that if this was the mark of a species of wiener-shaped aliens, it would have already been confiscated by government spooks. No, this was the work of a human. An indomitably determined one. Imagine the effort that went into this dong. First, they lovingly carved a piece of timber into the shape of a circumcised johnson.

Once sanded down and polished to a smooth finish, the wiener was lugged up to the over 6,000 foot high peak. This was no light, easy-to-transport weenie. It was a huge donger, one that appears to be about 4 feet high, and made of solid wood. It must weigh at least 80 lbs.

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The ardent Disciple of the Penis who chose to carry this up into the alps had quite a hard task. I imagine they must have had it slung over their shoulder, like Christ carrying the cross, as they dutifully ascended to a peak high enough to be a worthy platform for the majestic statue. And there it stands, triumphant, and with an erection that has definitely lasted more than 4 hours. Someone should call a doctor.

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