The news is like an oncoming train filled with clown cars. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we'll be here throughout the week to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories.

NETFLIX HAS CUT TIES WITH KEVIN SPACEY AND IS CONSIDERING WRITING HIM OUT OF HOUSE OF CARDS. Netflix has also dropped the Gore Vidal biopic starring K

SENATOR RAND PAUL WAS ASSAULTED BY HIS NEIGHBOR OVER A PROPERTY DISPUTE. Rand Paul received five broken ribs as a result of the violent altercation. N

Sources: NPR, CNN

A LORD OF THE RINGS TV SHOW MIGHT BE COMING TO AMAZON. The Tolkien Estate is in talks with Amazon over Lord of the Rings rights. The talks are in very

Source: The Verge

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