The news is like an oncoming train filled with clown cars. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we'll be here throughout the week to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories.

HARVEY WEINSTEIN USED A NETWORK OF PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS TO STALK ACTRESSES AND SILENCE JOURNALISTS. Weinstein used his investigators to try to quash

SENATOR RAND PAUL WAS ASSAULTED BY HIS NEIGHBOR OVER A PROPERTY DISPUTE. Rand Paul received five broken ribs as a result of the violent altercation. N

Sources: NPR, CNN

A LORD OF THE RINGS TV SHOW MIGHT BE COMING TO AMAZON. The Tolkien Estate is in talks with Amazon over Lord of the Rings rights. The talks are in very

Source: The Verge

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