Protesters And Pokemon Go Players Arrested In Russia

Protesters And Pokemon Go Players Arrested In Russia

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

The Russian government's track record on protests is not great. Surprisingly, that lovable scamp Putin isn't too fond of people shouting in the streets about how terrible he is. So, while there have been massive protests, there have been equally massive arrests. It's the good ol' "You can't have people in the streets if they're all in prison" maneuver.

Seriously, what kind of country arrests its own citizens for protesting? Good thing that doesn't happen in America.

Well, in the course of arresting everyone who called Putin, and I'm paraphrasing here, "A kleptocratic wang-head," a few Pokemon Go players were arrested. One such player was so adamant about catchin' 'em all, he continued to play while in the police van. Either he's super into those Charizards, or getting arrested for public assembly is so common in Russia, it barely phases people anymore.

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

I just hope this inspires young Russians to take to the streets to protest the Kremlin by staging massive Pokemon Go Fuck Yourselves rallies. Anything to force Putin to awkwardly try to talk about Pokemon, like your out of touch (and kinda murderous) dad. As he broods in his sinisterly lit strategy room, he steeples his hands under his chin and snarls, "These Pyook-eh-mehns, they must be stopped. Find this Pyeek-a-chew and Bulb-a-dinosaur... and fetch the polonium tea."

For more check out What's Good OR BAD For You Now? (11/04/2017) and What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (11/04/2017).

Subscribe to our YouTube channel and check out Weird How Everyone President Donald Trump Knows Does Crimes - Some News, and watch other videos you won't see on the site!

Also follow our Pictofacts Facebook page. Why don't ya?

To turn on reply notifications, click here

15 Comments

Load Comments

More Articles

The Classic Sitcom That Looks Completely Insane In 2019

Let us pitch you a sitcom ...

316

The 6 Most Epically Lazy Ripoffs Of Famous Movies And Shows

Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.

87

5 Ridiculous Frauds Who Managed To Fool All Of The News

These stories are so weird we're not even sure Hollywood would touch them.

125

The 5 Worst Things Happening In Gaming Today

Here is a rundown of the gauntlet of madness that gaming has floundered through this year.

138