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In my honest and expert opinion, there are just some things in life that you should never let the people you love see you doing.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 28, 2014
Just about everything, no matter how awful it may be, has supporters somewhere. But why?
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 21, 2014
The gulf between the newsworthy and the filler has been widened on an enormous scale. Here are just some of the reasons journalism has gone (and continues to go) downhill.
- By Robert Evans, Tamlin Magee
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- February 21, 2014
A little planning will keep your dance excursion from becoming a disaster. Here are a few tips to keep in mind.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 14, 2014
If Captain Kirk was allowed to love ladies from other species, Picard should at the very least be allowed to marry his number one.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- February 10, 2014
We bring you more shirts and an opportunity to win $500!
- By CRACKED Staff
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- February 04, 2014
Here are five more horrible, cliched jokes that workers have to hear every day, and how I think those workers should be allowed to react in a just world.
- By Gladstone
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- February 01, 2014
Since the world can turn any apartment into a Wearegettingthroughthisgoddamnit Bunker, why not make the space you're hunkered down in worth the hunkering?
- By CRACKED Staff
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- January 14, 2014
Always make sure to check if the mere existence of your product insults your entire consumer base so viciously that they show up at your factory with pitchforks.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- January 03, 2014
It's too late for this Christmas, but you could finally fulfill your yearly vow to get your Christmas shopping done early and buy now for 2014.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 30, 2013
You can only learn the most about people when you are totally hammered.
- By Gladstone
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- December 29, 2013
You can sit around and worry about debt ceilings and terror attacks, but take a moment to appreciate that you happen to be alive during the golden age of humanity.
- By J. Wisniewski
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- December 23, 2013
This year was not the year you thought it was. So if you wrongly believe what year it currently is, this will be the most important thing you will read all year. Year year year.
- By Cyriaque Lamar
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- December 22, 2013
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