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11 Tasteless Holiday Decorations

Holiday decorations don't show much innovation from year to year. You know you're going to get some holly, some Santa and (depending where you live) some baby Jesus. Isn't it time to freshen things up a bit? Possibly with some dick jokes?

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Four years ago today, liberals were making empty threats about moving to Canada. Today, conservatives are ranting about our inevitable collapse into socialism. So what will the world look like on Wednesday morning exactly four years from today?

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